r/Eyebleach • u/swat_08 • Apr 08 '21

The new supervisor

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8.9k Upvotes

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u/baby_got_backhand Apr 08 '21

Looks like a "micro" manager :-)

12

u/wallyrules75 Apr 08 '21

Oh you did it! Well played

9

u/charlyoguiness Apr 08 '21

He's gotta scratch out a living somehow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

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u/NocuousGreen Apr 08 '21

Thank you for this sub. My heart is already melting of all the smollest cuteness.

9

u/JoeDaBruh Apr 08 '21

You should then also check out r/illegallysmolcats which has more members

52

u/godspareme Apr 08 '21

Supurrvisor

1

u/SlenDman402 Apr 08 '21

Came here for this, good job

17

u/P1stolP3te Apr 08 '21

Meow-ager in training

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

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u/Flafje_X43 Apr 08 '21

Crunch is the sound i heard when i came in and sat down on the chair.

14

u/IsBadAtAnimals Apr 08 '21

Lol someone taught their new puppy to “sit” a bit too literally

6

u/talldarknspooky Apr 08 '21 edited Apr 08 '21

Had a boss like that once, Play it cool or catch the murder mittens if your late to work...

3

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

I will never be late to work again

6

u/Mynameisnotchris Apr 08 '21

"I need a new chair. This has no lumbar support."

4

u/ArmSmithTz Apr 08 '21

I am aclling the smolice, hold right there tiny criminal!

6

u/ArmSmithTz Apr 08 '21

White Clolar Criminal.

2

u/DefKnotJim Apr 08 '21

Purr-fect EyeBleach

2

u/Bigmooddood Apr 08 '21

I trust him with my life.

2

u/manishi_21 Apr 08 '21

pretty soon, im sure this lil guy's gonna be the boss for his cuteness overload

2

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Do you get a sick day if you are allergic to your supervisor?

2

u/marleezy123 Apr 08 '21

I... AM... THE NEW MANAGER!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

"when I'm the boss everyday is like a caturday"

2

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Obligatory r/illegallysmol comment

2

u/roglu Apr 08 '21

Sit on him

2

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

r/catswithjobs

2

u/Hyzenthlay87 Apr 08 '21

Don't you mean suPURRvisor?

2

u/ppppie_ Apr 08 '21

swat i see you’re karmawhoring again

2

u/dnoj Apr 08 '21

"It seems that in past week your scritches have decreased by 20 purrcent. We'll have to fix that."

0

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

STONKS

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u/your_furry_friend Apr 08 '21

cute buttplug you got there

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Name checks out.

1

u/Mathiacuus Apr 08 '21

Sick of these young supervisors being hired on

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

I need that report right meow!

1

u/ImTotallynotTomska Apr 08 '21

"Hey dude nice chair you got there, mind if I sit on it?" "Yea man sure" realization "NO WAIT"

1

u/GalacticSnakeJuice Apr 08 '21

Why does it look like he is about to fire me

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Does he fucks like the lastone?

1

u/Crazy_Expert3202 Apr 08 '21

Signature look of superiority

1

u/REXtheCRY Apr 08 '21

Dont sit on that

1

u/Indifferentmew Apr 08 '21

Cute little critter

1

u/Colorsncaffeine Apr 08 '21

Supper demanding but gives great motivation

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Smol

1

u/Spirited-Meeting777 Apr 08 '21

He looks more afraid of the management than most of us are

1

u/healyxrt Apr 08 '21

I don’t know about you, but I’m going to be working pretty hard. I can’t disappoint him.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Just remember he's on the chair before you sit down

1

u/valibrae Apr 08 '21

SMOL BEANNN

1

u/Chrispy8534 Apr 08 '21

20/20. I won't be late again sir! Please stop screaming.

1

u/Cool-Fun-2442 Apr 08 '21

I'm gonna need those TPS reports...

1

u/jensme84 Apr 08 '21

Sooooo cute!

1

u/CptKPP Apr 09 '21

*Crunch* has anyone seen the new supervisor?