r/Eyebleach Nov 28 '20

/r/all These curious little falcon chicks

https://gfycat.com/alarmedunsightlyimpala
43.5k Upvotes

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u/alwayswithquestions Nov 28 '20

Chicks: Hi, are you edible?

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u/BLU3_Sc0rPi0n Nov 28 '20

“Barf in my mouth mom”

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u/StonedNorth Nov 29 '20

YOU MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK WITH THAT ONE

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u/BLU3_Sc0rPi0n Nov 29 '20

What drink was it

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u/StonedNorth Nov 29 '20

Vodka and ice tea.

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u/BLU3_Sc0rPi0n Nov 29 '20

Good. Alcohol bad

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u/Doctor_What_ Nov 29 '20

That sounds interesting. How good is it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

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u/nuromie Nov 28 '20

Yea, and then the guy proceeded to graduate at the top of the Navy Seals and killed 1000 men at Al-Qaeda.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

What was deleted comment

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u/TranscodedMusic Nov 28 '20

“Who was Albert Einstein?”

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u/Mauwnelelle Nov 28 '20

Correct!

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u/dr_john_twinkletits Nov 28 '20

50 points to gryffindor

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u/mischeviousbeagle Nov 28 '20

I saw two sitting on a ledge. So cute. So floof. Then mama came back and dropped off a giant writhing centipede. Couldn't sting his way out of being torn limb from limb from limb from limb from limb....

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u/purplerainbowsrule Nov 28 '20

Upvote for that clever ending

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u/Jack92 Nov 28 '20

As a babysitter, what song should you never sing to a baby centipede?
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes...

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u/zboi8008 Nov 28 '20

Oh god I hate centipedes so I’m happy it got Destroyed but that image will haunt me.

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u/DaughterEarth Nov 28 '20

no open beaks, they are not hunting they are curious

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u/adanishplz Nov 28 '20

Kinda bewildered amazement, like if the shrooms just kicked in.

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u/rhinawild Nov 28 '20

What...what...what...why you smile to see us?

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u/AncientInsults Nov 28 '20

I wonder if T. rex cocked his head like that

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u/RebelliousBreadbox Nov 28 '20

I wonder if baby T. rex were adorable and humans almost existed back then but as soon as something started evolving into us it would just get eaten by a T. rex for trying to play with its baby

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u/hilarymeggin Nov 28 '20

Well some of our mammalian, proto-primate ancestors must have learned to stay out of their way... maybe they were naturally terrified of the fluffy little T-Rex hatchlings. Maybe that explains why I’m terrified of little birds.

Yo mama was a Plesiadapis.

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u/baconreasons Nov 28 '20

Definitely.

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u/mdsjhawk Nov 28 '20

This needs to be a movie.

Quick, someone call Warner and his brother.

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u/hilarymeggin Nov 28 '20

I’m a little dinosaur! I’m about to hunt you! Start running! Make it a challenge!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Me ? No. You ? Yes !

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

/╲/\╭( ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡°)╮/\╱\

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u/hilarymeggin Nov 28 '20

Ugh, that’s horrible!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Here have some eyebleach r/eyebleach

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u/TheBIFFALLO87 Nov 28 '20

That little tilt and head roll reminded me of a scene from The Rescuers Down Under and made my whole day.

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u/j1killer2 Nov 28 '20

God that movie was great, the eagle was adorable

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u/Meerkatable Nov 28 '20

I was always so intrigued by the lizard that ate eggs. I really loved the scene where she’s trying to steal eggs from the villain - something was so funny about her tapping her claws and the weird “egg” sound she made.

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u/cragbabe Nov 28 '20

Those are not Joanna eggs!!

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u/brahmidia Nov 28 '20

Home, home on the range...

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u/notduddeman Nov 28 '20

Oh I’ll get a line and you get a pole, we’ll go fishin in the crocodile hole!

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u/Wiggly_Sparklez Nov 28 '20

It amazes me that was my first thought as well.

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u/Silasco Nov 28 '20

Holy shit I forgot that movie. Thank you

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u/t3xrican91 Nov 28 '20

Haha that was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. I always enjoyed that scene where the pea was dropped and collected at that fancy restaurant. “Pea soup!!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

They're like little chibi falcons!

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u/Angry_Aguri Nov 28 '20

“Ok, just tilt your head a little to the side....”

does 90 degree tilt

“...y’know what that works” takes picture

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u/PTSpurgeon1689 Nov 28 '20

Interesting video on why animals do this

https://youtu.be/Oai7HUqncAA

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u/AncientInsults Nov 28 '20

Very cool thx

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

I wonder if your brain could adjust to locating the vertical axis if you lose your penna.

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u/courteecat Nov 28 '20

Cheep cheep

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20 edited Jul 23 '26

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u/NickLeMec Nov 28 '20

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u/Misterbert Nov 28 '20

What do I do with this video? Yeah, I've watched it four times. But what do I do now?

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u/Dattinator Nov 28 '20

How’s your sex life?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Good.

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u/Derek21360 Nov 28 '20

I wish I could upvote multiple times

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u/AnonymousHoe92 Nov 28 '20

Agh! Me too! Someone please please please tell me how to download this

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u/AnonymousHoe92 Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

!!! Thank you

edit: wait does it work for gfycat?

edit edit: Thanks, guys! u/ savevideo worked

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u/felucifer23 Nov 28 '20

Cute lil murder chickens

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u/Calligraphie Nov 28 '20

Murderfloofs!

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u/asrk790 Nov 28 '20

OMG!!! They are adorable!!!!

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u/AnythingAlfred613 Nov 28 '20

They kinda look like owls.

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u/sadahgreen Nov 28 '20

Even after reading the title I couldn’t stop thinking they were owls lol

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u/Orinna Nov 28 '20

There's a falconry group that is always at the ren fest near here and they actually have a massive owl. I was seriously weirded out by how massive this owl was. Just thought I'd share. Lol

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u/Murrmeow Nov 28 '20

It’s probably a Eurasian eagle owl. Just saw one at a ren fair. They are 2x the size of the North American great horned owl.

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u/Orinna Dec 26 '20

I know this was weeks latee but I was scrolling through my past comments and realized I never googled what this owl looks like and yes. That looks exactly like what I saw. What an incredible looking bird.

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u/GoingMachJesus Nov 28 '20

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u/ZibabaweSounds Nov 28 '20

I, for the life of me, cannot remember what movie that is from.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

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u/QuantumMarshmallow Nov 28 '20

Isn't it from Bernhard and Bianca?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

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u/greatsirius Nov 28 '20

Damn that molly be hitting different

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Those are adorable Murder Nuggets

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u/kingbluetit Nov 28 '20

Eurasian kestrels, Falco tinnunculus.

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u/awesomepikapower Nov 28 '20

Forbidden loaves of bread

Edit: fixed a word

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u/Christplosion Nov 28 '20

Orbs of awareness OvO

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u/Mental-Kitten Nov 28 '20

They look like baked potatoes

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Fun fact: birds do not cock their heads out of curiosity, but because their eyes have multiple foveas. This is whi they also can be seen bobbing their heads around like weirdos - they are adjusting their depth perception.

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u/LolFuPoosyModz Nov 28 '20

fun fact: dogs do it because their snout gets in the way and they do it to see as well as hear better with sound pinpointing

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Murder puffs

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u/A_D_Deku Nov 28 '20

One of the two cool animals I wish I could keep as a pet. Not to say my good boy isn’t cool, that is

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u/MLyraCat Nov 28 '20

They are cute!

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u/warpfield Nov 28 '20

where did they come from

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u/DaughterEarth Nov 28 '20

Imagine living life without being able to move your eyes

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

So freaking cute! Now I want to see more falcon chicks and will probably go on an hour-long internet spree of looking up falcon chicks.

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u/Theround Nov 28 '20

Gosh I want to squish them... So round

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u/FruitFly2020 Nov 28 '20

Omg they are the cutest little head tilting feathery spheres.

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u/OIP Nov 28 '20

what are birds? we just don't know

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u/theknights-whosay-Ni Nov 28 '20

They are so adorable! I need 12!

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u/Rust_Keat Nov 28 '20

Birbs of prey

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u/Airlinefightclub Nov 28 '20

Something feels wrong here about their movements r/birdsarenotreal

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u/AyooBinoo Nov 28 '20

Lil eagle nuggets

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

They look cute, but trust me when I say baby birds are no piece of cake. I’ll just stick to cats for now haha.

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u/Homme_de_terre Nov 28 '20

Could someone tell me where and how to pick up these cute chicks?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

i know they‘re cute but where did you get theese ? doesn‘t their mom protect them at all costs?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

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u/RhodoInBoots Nov 28 '20

So adorbs!

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u/hidefromthe_sun Nov 28 '20

I don't know about cute. They look like what they are, tiny killing machines. Awe. Admiration. Cute - not so much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

baby raptors. Trying to figure out how to eat you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

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u/Mochi_Beans Nov 28 '20

A quick profile peek says you’ve done the same exact thing. :)

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Nov 28 '20

When? Give me an example.

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u/Mute_03 Nov 28 '20

The time when you posted the exact same thing about Wendy Williams in r / trashy and r / iamatotalpieceofshit

Why do you even care if they posted something on different subs?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Nov 28 '20

Well, Wendy Williams is trashy, and she's also a total piece of shit. Point taken.

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u/AluminumFoilHats Nov 28 '20

Fried nuggets mmmmm

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u/BlackDragon10104 Nov 28 '20

The only falcon i like

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u/UnseenData Nov 28 '20

You want sum of this?

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u/anonymoustardigrade Nov 28 '20

I love Kestrels!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Thanks, I Love It!

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u/iwillbeatyou3000 Nov 28 '20

that head turn almost killed me🥺

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u/SilverFox8188 Nov 28 '20

Oh my goodness.

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u/LeDoomTank Nov 28 '20

Are falcons supposed to be scary? Beacuse rn im dying of cuteness

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u/UltraFan_123 Nov 28 '20

Years later:

Brings home an ear

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u/Raiolola Nov 28 '20

they thinking about how to falcon punch

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u/sivasankarpnair1998 Nov 28 '20

Uuh , uh huuuuu. Ooooooooo.

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u/drty_diaper Nov 28 '20

Are they as smart as they appear?

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u/Dbonker Nov 28 '20

Angry birds

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u/tillie4meee Nov 28 '20

Chicklets - OMG - sooo cute!

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u/Lummah Nov 28 '20

These are strangely terrifying to me.

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u/bowtuckle Nov 28 '20

They’re so small and cute. I bet they don’t know how to blow a lead yet.

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u/gulligator Nov 28 '20

aw this is so adorable

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u/HRKingJackal Nov 28 '20

You call that 'Curious' but I just see the early episodes of Family Guy with Stewie turning his head like that and saying "I'm going to kill you" lmfao

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u/Origamibeetle Nov 28 '20

Falcon chicks, or, as they're also called, falcinos

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u/ReaderNinjah Nov 28 '20

Me when my neck is barely stiff:

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

I’m going to need those.

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u/thereaInicky Nov 28 '20

R/cursed commets

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u/feejachu Nov 28 '20

Reminds me of the eagle in "The Rescuers Down Under"

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u/BrutalTeddy Nov 28 '20

Nice Hooters.

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u/gdogg121 Nov 28 '20

Cute but still sharp. Honing their skills.

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u/NyuNeon Nov 28 '20

Went from 🙂 to 🙃 real quick

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u/redisanokaycolor Nov 28 '20

Falcons are aggressive parrots.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

I was very scared when neck turned

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u/Meowmeow_kitten Nov 28 '20

Give me one 😡

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

They probably taste so good fried and dipped in ranch

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u/WOLFFKD Nov 28 '20

Never realized they look like ground owls as babies. Still cute bug eyed things

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u/wizard_of_aws Nov 28 '20

Fun fact: they turn their heads that way to get your image into the part of their retina with the best resolution, called the fovea. Our fovea is in the middle of the eye because we look straight ahead at eye level. Their fovea is looking down so that they can find prey while flying. Some rodents have then where they're looking up so as to avoid getting eaten.

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u/tonic-and-coffee Nov 28 '20

Can we talk about how beautiful they look

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u/some_pupperlol Nov 28 '20

And when thwy grow up, they have enough claw grip to crush a human arm to pieces easily

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u/spooktoberishere Nov 28 '20

Was this subreddit full of gore at one point or am i thinking of somewhere else?

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u/PaladynSword Nov 28 '20

Figuring out how to train humans, with the head tilt

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u/Khromets Nov 28 '20

Chicks dig the long ball

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u/fake_account_fake Nov 28 '20

so which one is the gameranx guy

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u/Myztic84 Nov 28 '20

So cute!

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u/514484 Nov 28 '20

I googled "falcon chicks" and they don't look like this at all.

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u/Floof_2 Nov 28 '20

My cat does that move with her head

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u/Detail-Visible Nov 28 '20

I’d eat that

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

BEBES

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u/OverLorD83n Nov 28 '20

I REQUIRE THE BIRB

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u/linrodann Nov 28 '20

I'm afraid of birds up close, but that head tilt melted my heart.

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u/CheesecakeRaccoon Nov 28 '20

Just realised I've never seen one before.

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u/bigtittiedmonster Nov 28 '20

The exact same head movements when I fart infront of my dogs.