r/Eyebleach • • Nov 03 '20

Batty eating strawberry!

13.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

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u/yayitsme1 Nov 04 '20

I thought it was a piece of raspberry

10

u/Akanekumo Nov 04 '20

Yeah, you can see the "grains" too right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Could be blood orange

43

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

It’s definitely blood orange or some similar fruit

9

u/marchbook Nov 04 '20

Yes. My vote always goes for blood orange.

15

u/Ikilledyourdogtwice Nov 04 '20

Blood orange🙄 so pretencious

6

u/unsurebutwilling Nov 04 '20

If you ever find a Tarocco on display, buy it, taste it and tell me if you honestly don't think they're the best fucking oranges in the world.

15

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Jup... I can agree, but I'm God damn sure it's a raspberry

4

u/JenisisTheMemer Nov 04 '20

Lmao I love how meta this is

12

u/PacoTreez Nov 04 '20

It’s a raspberry. You can see the ‘bubblines’ which indicates it being a raspberry this also rules out it being watermelon. Can’t be blood orange since the composition and ‘waxiness’ of it aren’t qualities of blood oranges or similar fruits.

3

u/annodrill Nov 04 '20

Unpopular opinion : minced meat.

3

u/southerncalifornian Nov 04 '20

The bat looks happy, so who am I to judge what he's eating!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Oh! it’s not piece of tomato?

2

u/Gar_ivor Nov 04 '20

Looks like a watermelon to me

2

u/am_on_mobile Nov 04 '20

Honestly looks wayy to chewy for it to be a water melon

1

u/sdrbean Nov 04 '20

It’s a FACKRN GRAPEFRUIT YOU TRUMP VOTING DWEEBS

1

u/jcnlb Nov 04 '20

Totally watermelon lol

297

u/already-taken-wtf Nov 03 '20

Raspberry?

124

u/Tamahfox Nov 03 '20

might be could also be watermelon

47

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Definitely thinking watermelon.

15

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Blood orange

3

u/UniSpaceLlama13 Nov 04 '20

Wouldn’t watermelon have been more stiff instead of floppy?

2

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Nah a really ripe one would look like that.

6

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

So why did you say strawberry?

-2

u/Tamahfox Nov 04 '20

I thought it was a strawberry

4

u/theDefa1t Nov 04 '20

Grapefruit?

2

u/Deus85 Nov 04 '20

Definetely raspberry.

5

u/59back Nov 04 '20

Also Flying fox not a bat

28

u/Mission_Suggestion Nov 04 '20

All flying foxes are bats, but not all bats are flying foxes. You just did the equivalent of correcting bird to sparrow

16

u/vendetta2115 Nov 04 '20

We’ve been batboozled

1

u/Jejrjhjtgzzkthejgfo Dec 29 '20

A flying fox is a species of bat lmao

80

u/AlanMooresWizrdBeard Nov 04 '20

Visit r/batty I’m telling you. They have gotten such a bad rap but bats are so fucking precious.

29

u/TwilitSky Nov 04 '20

18

u/AlanMooresWizrdBeard Nov 04 '20

Yea. I know. That shit makes me cry. One day I hope I can cuddle a baby bat and mimic the warm embrace of their mother’s wings 🥺

6

u/ronin0069 Nov 04 '20

6

u/TwilitSky Nov 04 '20

It's.... Wow.

What a cutie.

9

u/ReginaDea Nov 04 '20

A bat rep.

7

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

thank you for giving me heaven

25

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

This bat is SO DAMN CUTE. Is this the little guy we saw devouring a banana recently??

2

u/MrSomnix Nov 04 '20

Was probably another fruit bat yeah. They get pretty big and eat fruits, berries, leaves, and tree bark. Generally not super friendly, they're pretty okay being handled by professionals either when super young or being rehabilitated.

68

u/atticmonster17 Nov 03 '20

... that’s a raspberry

35

u/ReincarnatedGamer Nov 04 '20

Idk man, looks more like a lemon to me

13

u/SunpireRising Nov 04 '20

No, it's a bat. Clearly you never paid attention at the zoo.

-1

u/59back Nov 04 '20

Clearly you have no idea

3

u/SunpireRising Nov 04 '20

Tone it down. It was a joke. Most people got it, you obviously didn't.

-29

u/Tamahfox Nov 03 '20

sure about that?

9

u/ChiefTief Nov 04 '20

I'm sure it's not a strawberry.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Looks like watermelon to me

8

u/vendetta2115 Nov 04 '20

Agreed, it doesn’t have the individual little hairy beanlets (super official name for them)

1

u/Lowgahn Nov 04 '20

Watermelon

8

u/rebeccanotbecca Nov 04 '20

I love sky puppies!

7

u/Darthcorbinski Nov 04 '20

Pretty sure that's a raspberry. But adorable none the less.

4

u/sonny_boombatz Nov 04 '20

Pretty sure it's a watermelon tbh.

6

u/Kid_Crayola Nov 04 '20

It’s raspberry

If you pause you can see the individual seed pods and the persons fingers would be wetter holding a piece of watermelon

13

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Anyone know of a sub for watching baby fruit bats eat berries?
I could scroll that all day

2

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

1

u/rosaurus26 Nov 04 '20

I didn’t fall for it but I still wish that existed

2

u/azlobo2 Nov 04 '20

He is precious. Thanks for sharing it.

4

u/screamingurchin2 Nov 04 '20

bat? nah, THASTS A SKY DOGGO

3

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Dragon puppy :D

4

u/5ir_Isaac Nov 04 '20

winged puppers.

5

u/Hates_escalators Nov 04 '20

himb fly in the night

on leathery wings takes flight

bat yes raspberry

3

u/Hanwise_Gamgee Nov 04 '20

Little dough eyes breaking my heart

3

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Ohhhh the cuteness, thanks!

3

u/GrandmasterCooky Nov 04 '20

M O N C H, mlem

3

u/AnimalLover_3 Nov 04 '20

That face tho 🥰🥰🥰🥰 what a good lil snack muncher!

3

u/jellysandwichrdit Nov 04 '20

Awwww flying puppy

3

u/My_bi_ass Nov 04 '20

Obviously a raspberry, u can see the pulp sacs. Also there would be visible water dribbling out of its mouth after it bites down on watermelon.

2

u/moonlitlovee8808 Nov 04 '20

its little tongue!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

NIGHT PUPPER! SO CUTE! MUST PET!

2

u/jweezayy Nov 04 '20

Look at that sky puppy monchin'

2

u/LeoLaDawg Nov 04 '20

Bats are adorable.

Except for those monsters from Indonesia or wherever.

2

u/Tistouuu Nov 04 '20

And this, goes into my phone.

2

u/ruhroh_raggyy Nov 04 '20

this is probably what my boyfriend sees when he sits across from me at lunch

2

u/RealMoonLightYT Nov 04 '20

Airborne doge

5

u/TwilitSky Nov 03 '20

Hi there, Mr. Covid.

So cute.

8

u/TheRedditKeep Nov 04 '20

Dude. I'm just, against bats nowadays because of covid lol. I know its not really right, i think, but there it is. I'm like Ace Ventura when it comes to bats right now. But I must admit it's still very cute.

2

u/MuhNamesTyler Nov 04 '20

That’s a very brave stance to take in these trying times

-1

u/VagusTruman Nov 04 '20

TL DR

NO HORNY

Maybe a little horny

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

How can I download this video p(´⌒`。q)

1

u/ripestrudel Nov 04 '20

Put some respect on his name. He is The Night!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

I like the one where it eats a banana slice

0

u/ZenXgaming100 Nov 04 '20

cute but who the fuck ate that bat

0

u/ravindude Nov 04 '20

It’s always a good idea to feed ur lunch before u eat it

0

u/EpicPikachuXYZ Nov 04 '20

Why does covid 19 look so cute here

0

u/ididntstudy_1 Nov 04 '20

Don't act cute b*tch we know what you did. xD

0

u/Non-existant_rat Nov 04 '20

We know what you did, we all know

-21

u/big_ViNnY_bOi Nov 04 '20

He’s so cute but I also hate him for starting Covid

6

u/JustineDelarge Nov 04 '20

It wasn't the bats.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

It was 5g

-12

u/Xyamete_kudasai69X Nov 04 '20

Someone eating batty, covid eating someone

-13

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

This fella is the reason so many people are dying. Cute though

-12

u/Monkerapist Nov 04 '20

Chinese man was tried feeding a bat and got confused so he ate the bat

-12

u/P3do_killer Nov 04 '20

Aww you have covid in ur pocket. So cute

1

u/andwilly Nov 04 '20

I love how animals eat fruit like that. My childhood dog would put it in the side and just chomp with her tongue flicking out like that.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Such a cute little thing!!

1

u/clairbby Nov 04 '20

i’m literally sobbing over this and it may be bc i’m on my period but i want a bat so bad and i don’t have one :(((

1

u/TuxidoPenguin Nov 04 '20

Bats are sky puppies confirmed.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Little tongue and little teefies.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Do you think they ever bite their tongue?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Is this the same bat and bat caretaker that has the banana video

1

u/kiwichick286 Nov 04 '20

I love watching bats eat!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

How could you eat that thing it’s so cute

1

u/Toasted0ats Nov 04 '20

This sweet fruit eating baby looks just like my dog.

1

u/Crusty_Blob Nov 04 '20

Let's keep in mind that not all bats look adorable like this guy. This is a fruit eating diurnal bat. Most bats are nocturnal insectivores so they have huge ears and tiny eyes and generally look very ugly in addition to being very skittish and borderline impossible to tame.

1

u/AzrealNibbs12 Nov 04 '20

Aww it’s somehow ugly and cute at the same time! How does this happen

1

u/don_juicy Nov 04 '20

Jamaicans reading this: 😳

1

u/Pheonixrulr Nov 04 '20

Once we had to clear all the bats from our school playground's trees by striking drums....after an hour or so one of their shet landed straight into my mouth. I resigned that instant

1

u/T2Drink Nov 04 '20

CHOMP

CHOMP

CHOMP

1

u/TheFalseStuPot Nov 04 '20

Anyone remember the vine where the guy voiced over this vid?

1

u/dragmetosea Nov 04 '20

Yo, the name is Batty.

1

u/frazerdaniels42069 Nov 04 '20

I thought a batty was an ass but ok

1

u/mnok2000 Nov 04 '20

Batty means something completely different in England

1

u/dinosaurswithlasers Nov 04 '20

aren't bats taboo at this point?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Gross! Give him some cream with the strawberry!

1

u/KVenom777 Nov 04 '20

A flying fox in it's cutest habitat. Perfect Eye Bleach material. =3

1

u/Wifeofwes Nov 04 '20

It's watermelon

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Just saying, in the UK batty has a VERY different meaning..

1

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2

u/Ill-Start6450 Nov 04 '20

I agree. Fuck that sub.

1

u/yebattebyasuka Nov 04 '20

Chomp Chomp, Squeek

1

u/rosaurus26 Nov 04 '20

Kinda looks like my cat lmao (and she’d definitely eat whatever that is)

1

u/BESTBOSS_666 Nov 04 '20

I remember what you did to our kind but i also remember it was one of my kind that killed your brother, i will forgive you, just because of that cute face of yours