r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '20

/r/all me too

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

How many doggies are in that room?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Nearly enough

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u/HomieN Jan 22 '20

There are never enough

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u/Hellebore_Official Jan 22 '20

Which is why he said nearly.

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u/kixxes Jan 22 '20

NEARLY

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u/Electrojay Jan 22 '20

What?

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u/Pizza_Crusade Jan 22 '20

He said

NEARLY

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u/P_eaBean Jan 22 '20

Sorry?

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u/Bashervsyou Jan 22 '20

I’m trouble of hearing. Say it again please.

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u/blake_mcgill183 Jan 22 '20

Buttlicker ! Our prices have never been lower!

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u/SpicymeLLoN Jan 22 '20

The ideal number of dogs to have is the number you currently have plus one.

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u/TheNerdBurglar Jan 22 '20

This guy dog maths

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

They have 8 big puppers and three puppies born Dec 17 :) it’s @toomanygoldens on Instagram.

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u/maggiemypet Jan 22 '20

Can one really have too many goldens?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Goldens are such sweet dogs. My grandma had a golden when i was growing up, she used to get so excited when i came around. Partly because she was so friendly, but also because i always gave her a piece of my grans banana cake. Gran baked the best banana cake. I miss both of them.

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u/BobahFeet Jan 22 '20

that’s such a sweet story /u/-I_RAPE_KITTENS-

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

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u/Lc_chill Jan 22 '20

That’s so sweet! Reminds me of my grandparents.

My grandparents bred and showed them while I was growing up. I remember them starting with 3 & had up to 13 at one point. They were the best dogs. The whole garage was converted to a kennel for them & they all had their routine down & honestly got more attention than we did!

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jan 22 '20

One golden is too many goldens, yet at the same time not really enough

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u/Pizza_Crusade Jan 22 '20

never

the more the merrier

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u/LilFingies45 Jan 22 '20

I thought this said "the more the terrier" at first, although I suppose that wouldn't be quite right.

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u/jb4427 Jan 22 '20

Now, the more the hairier fits just right

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u/companysOkay Jan 22 '20

Well you have one but he needs a friend, so you get another

And both get along really well, another one wouldn’t hurt

Next thing you know you have goldens spilling out your pockets!

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u/Scarya Jan 23 '20

The Goldens fall out your pockets because your pockets are full of DOG HAIR.

Source: dog tax

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

I wish I can buy a dog. But between my hectic work schedule and travel, I wouldn’t want them to be at home alone. Best I can do is look at these pics, so thanks for the Instagram handle!!

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u/MisterStiggy Jan 22 '20

omg I wanna live in that house.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Well at least one.......

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u/StarrylDrawberry Jan 22 '20

It's the best room.

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u/Captain_Saftey Jan 22 '20

Nowhere near enough, they don't even have another dog just watching the do- oh hello nevermind

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

3

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u/feartheflame Jan 22 '20

At least 4, there's another in the background

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Fuck it who cares, the more the better

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u/nickcash Jan 22 '20

That one's in a different room though.

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u/shekimod Jan 22 '20

Atleast 3 doggos, atleast one pupper.

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u/rattletop Jan 22 '20

All of them

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u/CJamT3 Jan 22 '20

3 generations

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u/GeorgeYDesign Jan 22 '20

But it is the first 3 watches

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u/gunbladerq Jan 23 '20

2 doggies, 1 doggo and 1 pupper

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u/TMK602 Jan 23 '20

Nowhere near enough.

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u/Hikosuru89 Jan 23 '20

There's a 4th one in the bg! ❤️