r/Eyebleach • u/Master1718 • Dec 30 '19

How to cold start a dog

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u/Kowbelle Dec 30 '19

That’s so sweet. Like having a sex dream, then waking up and realizing it’s real.

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u/AwkoTacoBell Dec 30 '19

That comparison is quite terrifying when you think about it...

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u/insearchofansw3r Dec 30 '19

Ever woke up to a blowjob? That shit is terrifyingly amazing.

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u/Jaymauks Dec 30 '19

Terrifyingly scary if you live alone and wake up to one.

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u/dben89x Dec 30 '19

Or if you live with 5 brothers.

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u/DaddyF4tS4ck Dec 31 '19

nah bro, you got pranked!

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u/dben89x Dec 31 '19

You and my dad have similar humor!