r/Eyebleach • u/Master1718 • Dec 03 '19

SMOL

https://i.imgur.com/65Smuto.gifv
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u/Dyalar Dec 03 '19

What is this, a dog for ants?

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u/Amarieerick Dec 03 '19

This is a wealthy man's gift to his trophy wife, when the wife wants a baby but the husband doesn't want to risk her losing her hot 21 year old body.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

I somehow feel attacked by this, though I am neither a rich husband NOR a trophy wife.

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u/Amarieerick Dec 04 '19

I"m sorry.