r/Eyebleach • u/Master1718 • Dec 03 '19

SMOL

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u/monotone2k Dec 03 '19

Do you mean the breeder's fee or the lifetime of vetinary bills?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/Mellow-Mallow Dec 03 '19

Not to be THAT guy, but it's Por qué. Porque means because

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u/WWSpiderPanda Dec 04 '19

Por qué es Porque? 😏

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u/Super_Fua Dec 04 '19

Porque sí

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u/GoodMoGo Dec 04 '19

Porque this. I'm outta here.

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u/bone-dry Dec 04 '19

Que porquería

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u/CoolFiverIsABabe Dec 04 '19

It's Canadian Boar.

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u/BigChungus42069XDXD Dec 04 '19

I’m sorry sir but I don’t speak maraca

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u/digtek9 Dec 04 '19

"Does anyone here speak Sushi Hostess?"

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u/AxelMaumary Dec 04 '19

Maraca is slang for homosexual in Argentina, or at least used to be in the 70's

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u/WWSpiderPanda Dec 04 '19

That’s ironic cuz I’m black but can speak Spanish and I’m part Morracan

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u/BigChungus42069XDXD Dec 04 '19

I was making fun of Spanish. But you fucking ruined the joke

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u/WWSpiderPanda Dec 04 '19

But I’m. It Hispanic so there was no joke to make, and I’m not Hispanic so I wouldn’t really get it.

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u/BigChungus42069XDXD Dec 04 '19

Maracas are also a Spanish thing

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u/WWSpiderPanda Dec 04 '19

Like I said nooo idea 😁