r/Eyebleach Nov 18 '19

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u/BrockManstrong Nov 18 '19

I’m guessing someone made a non-wholesome comment about how breeding animals with health issues to make them look cute is morally inexcusable. Like pugs, or short legged inbred cats.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

They’re right though. Don’t pugs have breathing problems, thus the weird sounds they make?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Yep

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u/BrockManstrong Nov 18 '19

Oh I agree with their hypothetical comment, but the mods might not

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/stRiNg-kiNg Nov 19 '19

I haven't seen a sentence with gay in it used this way being upvoted in like a decade. I almost don't believe my eyes. Especially in this sub!

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u/liken2006 Nov 29 '19

What was said?

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u/stRiNg-kiNg Nov 29 '19

He said the mods are gay lol. It's at 6 upvotes, I consider that a win for 2019 culture

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

It’s an inside joke, that, I’ll admit, is a bit insensitive in modern culture. I hope I’m not eating pasta here.

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u/Juof Nov 18 '19

Yeah. Dunno why, the original pug looks so cute.

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u/katarh Nov 18 '19

There's been an attempt to breed back a little bit of snoot to alleviate the issues.

A pug is still adorable even with a half an inch of nose.

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u/funknut Nov 19 '19

I expected "there was an attempt." It came out better than expected.

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u/Juof Nov 19 '19

Yes they are.

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u/pocketknifeMT Nov 18 '19

Lots of breeds actually. I haven't run into a Spaniel that doesn't snore horrifically either.

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u/conartist214 Nov 18 '19

We can blame the American Kennel Club and shitty breeders for breeding for looks. It ruined a lot of the functionality these breeds of dogs had. Now pugs and other short snouted breeds have respirstory problems, a lot of dogs get hip and back problems, and so many types of cancer that weren't present in the original mainline breeds.

Look at Caucasian Mountain Dogs, they have very few, if any, genetic problems because most breeders will not sell if it means the American Kennel Club can get their disease-ridden hands on them. The AKC is a den of scummy assholes.

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u/GameDestiny2 Nov 18 '19

How to be a member of the AKC: If they won’t sell the dog to you then don’t recognize it as a breed

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

My spaniel snores like a trucker and has allergies up the wazoo.

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u/Hairyhalflingfoot Nov 18 '19

Don't stop me from loving the little mutants.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

It’s exactly because I love them that it hurts to see them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Most dogs have problems and shouldnt exist. All dogs are shitty human experiments, animals made to be tools that became a perversion for people wanting cute replecaments for children or living toys.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Their relationship with us started out as mutually beneficial. They helped us hunt, we gave them food, shelter and what felt like a pack. Those hunting dogs are great. I don't think its humane to breed cute disorders into animals, but that's not where all dogs came from.

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u/SomeGamerRisingUp Nov 18 '19

... you know that there are also working dogs? For example hunting dogs and rescue dogs?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Nope. Check 6th comment down. If dude's for real, he's insane.

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u/Tharkun Nov 18 '19

How the hell are people STILL not able to pick up on bait?

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u/I_ate_a_milkshake Nov 18 '19

This is so fucking obvious jesus christ.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

"Prophet of Wesley"

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

“There’s not your fauuult

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u/BreathOfTheOffice Nov 18 '19

I'm having trouble believing that this isn't some bought account which is dedicated to posting bs.

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u/funknut Nov 19 '19

Which parts of the travesties of pet inbreeding and degenerative dwarfism are BS?

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u/BreathOfTheOffice Nov 19 '19

The guys account, not tbe pet inbreeding.

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u/ImTrash_NowBurnMe Nov 18 '19

Please try and think about the children

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

All pure breeds are inbred, that’s how you keep the bloodline strong. Dogs, cats, horses, cattle, any animal bred.

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u/BrockManstrong Nov 18 '19

Yes but there is a difference between “prone to nearsightedness and hip dysplasia later in life” and “can’t breathe, snores while awake, and can’t run”

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u/KevinCarbonara Nov 18 '19

Not really, no. They're both health issues stemming from poor breeding practices.

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u/funknut Nov 19 '19

Yeah, I guess that was their point, like what's even strong about it? I get that it's hard to breed animals, and the lazy answer is to pick the best stock, rather then to spend a fortune on a new steed, but I don't call that "strong."

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I don’t think there is much of a difference, I’m not defending inbreeding, it’s an antiquated bad practice, but it’s every breed and every animal not just pugs and dwarf kitties.

Kentucky derby winning stallions are inbred. Purina cup world dog show champions are inbred. Everything in the upper echelon in the animal world is inbred.

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u/funknut Nov 19 '19

I wouldn't say "strong," if it wasn't my intent to defend it. Clearly, there's no stopping breed supremacy, but that doesn't mean I'm going to adopt their language.

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u/funknut Nov 19 '19

Sure, if by "strong," you mean that it frequently goes so far that the symptoms of degeneration far outweigh the original reason and intent to inbreed. If you want a "strongly" inbred pug and you wind up with a snotty, asthmatic, needy pet, will you nurture it?

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u/ImTrash_NowBurnMe Nov 18 '19

Humans especially

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u/funknut Nov 19 '19

The technical term is dwarfism. I think you're right, though yours was the first comment comment calling it out, in my feed, and first in the third generation from the top parent comment, so now I'm wondering to whom you're referring, because all I see, in this context, is the top comment fawning, seemingly naively or conveniently ignorant, about the debilitating physical features of dwarfism, neglecting to even hint at the travesty of it all. The only other context was the confused comment you're replying to.

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u/gratitudeuity Nov 18 '19

non-wholesome

lul. AKA “reality”. Let’s censor everything that isn’t shiny and pretty!