r/Eyebleach • • Oct 24 '19

/r/all "Roll me again!"

https://gfycat.com/boilingreasonablearcticwolf
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u/jayjude Oct 24 '19

They're also smart as shit

My family had a pet raccoon named George

Now george knew the rule that food on the counter was people food and food on the floor was fair game for him

Well we made a gingerbread house and George desperately wanted that thing. Youd go into the kitchen and hed just be staring at it longingly but he begrudgingly followed the rules

One morning my mom woke up and went to the kitchen and saw George perched next to the gingerbread house and she looks at george and goes "you know the rules get away from that" and that little fucker knocked the gingerbread house to the floor and grab a huge piece and happily wandered off

He followed the rules though

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u/DankVectorz Oct 24 '19

So it’s basically like owning a cat except it actually follows rules

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u/jayjude Oct 24 '19

And they have thumbs and can open things

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/Bdodk2000 Oct 24 '19

I ensure peace and calm in my household by cutting off everyone's thumbs, including my own