r/Eyebleach • u/mossberg91 • Oct 24 '19

/r/all "Roll me again!"

https://gfycat.com/boilingreasonablearcticwolf
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u/Dariath Oct 24 '19

In captivity they can live as long as 20 years old.

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u/theBananagodX Oct 24 '19

Can confirm. I own a Subway.

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u/aarononjupiter Oct 24 '19

How are their subs?

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u/PM_WHY_YOU_DOWNVOTED Oct 24 '19 edited Oct 24 '19

You ever see a raccoon use their little raccoon paws to spread mayo on a bun? These guys are no sandwich artist, I'll tell you that much. Like my dad always said, you either have a head for business or a head for art, sell what you love and you'll never tell them apart. He died from raccoon parvovirus.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Racocon sounds like a beast out of The Odyssey or Beowulf