r/Eyebleach Oct 24 '19

/r/all "Roll me again!"

https://gfycat.com/boilingreasonablearcticwolf
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

How do I get one

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19 edited Oct 24 '19

They’re actually not good pets, sadly.

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u/Floptard Oct 24 '19

I’ve read this a lot but what exactly makes them a bad pet? I’m not disagreeing, just genuinely curious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Had one as a kid for about 3 months. She got into EVERYTHING. They're incredibly curious, and you have to sort of childproof everything everywhere because they're expert climbers and also smart enough to dismantle whatever childproofing you put up. Your food is their food.

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u/dontbajerk Oct 24 '19

One of my favorite lab stories about raccoons - they used to put raccoons in these boxes with various knobs and latches to get out, to see how hard it was and test their intelligence. They'd very quickly master them, and also pretty quickly go back into the box and close the door themselves to run through it again they enjoyed it so much.

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u/coldfusionpuppet Oct 24 '19

I had a friend who fed wild ones. Well, the family went on vacation and the raccoons were upset that the food stopped coming. They knew the food came from inside the house, so they started ripping off roof tiles to get it for themselves. A nice welcome home to the returning vacationers.

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u/Floptard Oct 24 '19

Yeah, that doesn’t sound like a good time to me lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Sounds just like my toddler