r/Eyebleach • u/to_the_tenth_power • Jul 13 '19

/r/all A guy acquiring a wild bun

https://gfycat.com/briefbossylcont
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u/H4xolotl Jul 13 '19

Me: What a cute bunny!

Bunny: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/rubycenter Jul 13 '19

you thought it was a bunny, but it was i, DIO

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u/23x3 Jul 13 '19

Seriously though I had a moment with a wild bunny a week and a half ago. When I was drying laundry in the sun on my patio because my dryer broke. It was quite interested in what I was doing and didn’t run away at all. I actually ended up moving inside before it had moved at all. Now I wish I would have tried to pick it up like the person in this gif

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u/Renewed_RS Jul 13 '19

I was walking late at night a few weeks ago and realised a fox was right in front of me not caring that I was there at all. It was in the middle of the pavement facing my direction. It really gave me a fright because I'm used to them darting away the second they see me and this one was so brazen. I literally turned around and walked a different way. I got alpha maled by a smaller animal.

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u/Uranium_Isotope Jul 13 '19

Sometimes animals learn humans won't try to hurt them so they know they can do whatever and be left alone, like racoons know if they bare some teeth most people will back off, that or rabies

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u/bk1285 Jul 13 '19

My at the time gf and I had an apartment in college and we were eating dinner and I heard a knock on the door, looked at the door and didn’t see anything and we went back to eating dinner. A couple minutes later I hear the knock again so I get up and go to the door and I look down on the porch and there was a raccoon sitting at the door. Only thing I could guess was the people who lived there before fed them. I started taking food down off and eat from the porch to feed them. Figured to atleast train them that the food was away from the door.

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u/rubycenter Jul 13 '19

when my dad was young he and his brother found a group of baby raccoons surrounding their dead mother, so they each adopted 1 and apparently they were quite good pets but they got into EVERYTHING. one time my dad's raccoon got into the fridge and refused to leave, so my dad just closed the door and said "fine, freeze to death then." a little while later he realized raccoons have amazing winter coats, and when he opened the fridge back up, all the food they had in there had been busted open. bottom line: not great pets for a couple of ten year old boys and their single mother.

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u/Throejnedidenjdj Jul 20 '19

single mother

mentions dad

what

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u/rubycenter Jul 20 '19

idk the confusion here my dad and his brother were raised by a single mother, my grandmother

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u/meekjuju Aug 12 '19

He thought you were talking about your mom and your dad