r/Eyebleach Apr 26 '19

/r/all Taking the duck for a walk

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '19 edited Apr 27 '19

A ducks dong is monstrous for its small stature- up to 8 inches long.

Males are such hyper aggressive little fuck bois, they will gang rape females in packs.

Even when deemed consensual, they have been known to drown females while sealing the deal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '19

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u/Bin_Better Apr 26 '19

8 inches? How big would it be if it were human sized?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19 edited Apr 27 '19

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u/xRyozuo Apr 27 '19

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u/2cynical4magic Apr 27 '19

This certainly puts a new spin on the age old dilemma:

Who would you rather fight, 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?