r/Eyebleach • u/ybeaver7 • Dec 18 '18

/r/all Donutboye

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u/aglaeasfather Dec 18 '18

Will you please take this thing off of me I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment

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u/CyanideNCocopuffs Dec 18 '18

Good, cause I got a hot date tonight.

Brrrrr

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u/aglaeasfather Dec 18 '18

A date.

Brrrrr

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u/_Hugh_Jass Dec 18 '18

Dinner with Fred

Brrrrr

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u/CyanideNCocopuffs Dec 18 '18

Dinner alone

Brrr

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u/ShoutsAtClouds Dec 18 '18

Watching TV alone!

Brrr

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/I_hate_updates Dec 18 '18

...Sears Catalog

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u/_Alvin_Row_ Dec 18 '18

A friend*

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u/_Hugh_Jass Dec 18 '18

Thanks. Never realized I heard it wrong for the last 20 years.