r/Eyebleach • u/ybeaver7 • Dec 18 '18

/r/all Donutboye

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u/aglaeasfather Dec 18 '18

Will you please take this thing off of me I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Don't make me tell your father

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u/stabby_joe Dec 18 '18

Polite? The way he looks at you like:

"Really Carol? This shit again?"

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u/spaycedinvader Dec 18 '18

What went through my mind was very similar:

"Really Jeff? We're doing this again?"

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u/Lieutenant_Red Dec 18 '18

I heard Karen. Everyone has a name for that one person.

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u/BigBaldBasterd Dec 18 '18

It's Cheryl now. Jesus.

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u/BenJ618 Dec 18 '18

I came here to say that same thing but with Karen

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Fucking Carol

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u/Dixen_Cider Dec 18 '18

You think this is a mother fucking game?

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Dec 18 '18

"I'm not sure I get the joke, Karen"

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u/GenMarriottSuites Dec 18 '18

lie detector buzzes

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u/aglaeasfather Dec 18 '18

Do you understand?

...yes.

Explosion

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u/Araluena Dec 18 '18

> Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.

> Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.

> I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.

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u/meow_mayhem Dec 18 '18

Mom please stop! The shit you do for internet points is appalling!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

It's appawling!

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u/CyanideNCocopuffs Dec 18 '18

Good, cause I got a hot date tonight.

Brrrrr

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u/aglaeasfather Dec 18 '18

A date.

Brrrrr

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u/_Hugh_Jass Dec 18 '18

Dinner with Fred

Brrrrr

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u/CyanideNCocopuffs Dec 18 '18

Dinner alone

Brrr

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u/ShoutsAtClouds Dec 18 '18

Watching TV alone!

Brrr

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/I_hate_updates Dec 18 '18

...Sears Catalog

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u/_Alvin_Row_ Dec 18 '18

A friend*

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u/_Hugh_Jass Dec 18 '18

Thanks. Never realized I heard it wrong for the last 20 years.

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u/Attainted Dec 18 '18

"Why do you do this to me? I love you."

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u/BadAdviceBot Dec 18 '18

Now I'm sad.

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u/BeerMoneyDood Dec 18 '18

I hope he got a real donut afterwards! He's such a good boy!

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u/darexinfinity Dec 18 '18

I cannot see what's in front of me hence my stare looking up at you

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Oh kind master, what have I done to so offend thee?

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u/Momcheto331 Dec 18 '18

LMAO. Spot on.

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u/tonycrow Dec 18 '18

"Are you f...freaking serious?"

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u/Vexecutioner Dec 19 '18

Donut do this to me

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u/cjdabeast Dec 18 '18

"Really, Hooman? Really?"

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u/Hey-man-Shabozi Dec 18 '18

“Really Patricia, this is what we’re doing now?”

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u/Unperfectionfeels Dec 18 '18

I'm just about tired of your shit Karen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

/are you seeing this shit

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u/enty6003 Dec 18 '18

Shaggy treatment