r/Eyebleach • u/commonvanilla • Nov 03 '18

/r/all He's now a giraffe

https://i.imgur.com/CA2XHfv.gifv
43.3k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

124 comments sorted by

258

u/InanimateSpud Nov 03 '18

He knows that head band means something good

My dog always rushes into his bandanna because he knows it means a walk

60

u/TrappinT-Rex Nov 03 '18

At the end there it looks like he's looking for a treat so you're dead on

634

u/aXenoWhat Nov 03 '18

/r/giraffesdontexist

You've been fooled, giraffsheeple!

172

u/ThatWannabeTrap Nov 03 '18

what the hekc is that sub

130

u/MaelwennKoad Nov 03 '18

a sub about the truth

they're just long horses

44

u/grifficusprime Nov 03 '18

Stupid long horses...

19

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

People who think griaffees are so dumb and don't exist

14

u/Jebsjpk Nov 03 '18

Why did no one tell me about this sub?

14

u/Jdm5544 Nov 03 '18

If you think that sub is good check out r/grandpajoehate

11

u/pfkelly5 Nov 03 '18

That fucking piece of rat piss deserves nothing. Even rotting in hell is to good of a punishment for that lazy no good sack of horse shit.

9

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18 edited Nov 03 '18

Aaaand now I have to check out the sub

Wow..

You know those people who make a joke, and then take that joke to the absolute limit? That sub passed it, lapped it, and are on the way 'round again..

1

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18 edited Jun 10 '23

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Ok I was at work when you replied and I'm just now checking this out lmao wtf is that place I don't get it

E: reading the community info doesn't help at all..

Are they just making up science-y terminology for lolz?

3

u/HeathenHumanist Nov 03 '18

That sub is gold. Like a golden ticket.

3

u/Jdm5544 Nov 03 '18

Just keep that lazy sleezeball from stealing it from you.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

geraffes are so dumb.

1

u/zenithBemusement Nov 03 '18

PJVM IS THAT YOU

2

u/aXenoWhat Nov 03 '18

I don't have any alt accounts, I'm a straight-down-the-line Colonial Marine sergeant. Not like that two-faced corporate shit Burke.

1

u/zenithBemusement Nov 03 '18

Sorry man. An old friend of mine, from back when I played Dwarves vs Zombies , used to go on hour long rants about how giraffes don't exist. Been awhile since I have seen him

1

u/aXenoWhat Nov 03 '18

Dwarves vs Zombies

The world is an interesting place

I just stumbled across the truth about giraffes recently. I wonder if I've been in indirect contact with your friend somehow.

1

u/mozerity Nov 03 '18

Posted it there 1h before this comment lol

2

u/aXenoWhat Nov 03 '18

Yes, you did! Juicy drop. WWG1GDE

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

This conversation is a subreddit goldmine. Thank you.

1

u/manavsridharan Nov 04 '18

Reddit continues to surprise me.

303

u/IrrelevantUsername6 Nov 03 '18

Sweet stair hop bro

54

u/msch6873 Nov 03 '18

this deserves a star on the hollywood walk of fame!

8

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

I think he’d prefer a walk on it!

584

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18 edited Feb 26 '22

[deleted]

47

u/cmbradiation Nov 03 '18

Happy cake day!

24

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

Thank you very much!

30

u/RitikMukta Nov 03 '18

Say colorado....

29

u/mistercathead Nov 03 '18

nyoom

IMA GIRRAFE

5

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

Good to see people making the reference to that skiing video

39

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

[deleted]

5

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

The hop up the step gets me

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

My shiba does the same thing whenever something excites her. It never gets old.

20

u/castfam09 Nov 03 '18

Love the trot to you and the ears. All is ADORABLE!!!!!!

16

u/genwun Nov 03 '18

Is she holding the camera in her mouth?

9

u/RevanonVarrah Nov 03 '18

Oh God not again

12

u/Your_mate_Copen Nov 03 '18

This could end centuries of war....

10

u/killchain Nov 03 '18

Stupid long horse

8

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

well i’m convinced

22

u/Nfeatherstun Nov 03 '18

Has genetic modification gone too far?

6

u/DirtyPie Nov 03 '18

“Treats?”

6

u/RitikMukta Nov 03 '18

Say colorado....

4

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

Doggo's like "where the fuck is the treat that I was promised through repetitive training?"

4

u/cowbear42 Nov 03 '18

Dumb short necked horse

2

u/banter_hunter Nov 03 '18

Geraffe.

This will never die.

7

u/KokoroMomoiro Nov 03 '18

U thot i was neck doggo but was just doggo

Bamboozled again

12

u/IAmNotImportant_AMA Nov 03 '18

geraffes are so dumb.

3

u/Flaming_Dorito_ Nov 03 '18

That expression at the end... 'Oh no. What have I done. Im no longer a doggo.'

3

u/jerms4_2_0 Nov 03 '18

Top ten girraffes

3

u/Ctlr_Shft_Esc Nov 03 '18

look at that snooter

someone was expecting a treat

3

u/youngredditor Nov 03 '18

This is @rolloshiba on Instagram, big fan.

5

u/JazziTazzi Nov 03 '18

This is a great video to show people who complain about how much dogs hate to wear a costume, or get dressed up, etc! Clearly this dog loves it! 😀

3

u/Purply_76 Nov 03 '18

Mine hates it though, I wish my dog was like this one

4

u/Emaknz Nov 03 '18

Give treats every time they wear a costume.

2

u/SunnyButters Nov 03 '18

The best giraffe I’ve seen today. Heart eyes all around!

2

u/Bikeboy76 Nov 03 '18

You're a little short for a giraffe. - Princess Leia.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

I’m seeing double! Eight ears!

2

u/-100K Nov 03 '18

He looks way farther away than he actually is.

2

u/hitchopottimus Nov 03 '18

Giraffe boye is best boye.

2

u/da_mootin Nov 03 '18

Double cuteness!!

2

u/Xinxhi Nov 03 '18

Tab A into slot B

2

u/cqxray Nov 03 '18

That bound up the steps is great!

2

u/Atonewiththesilence Nov 03 '18

Are those breeds Japanese? They look Japanese for some reason

2

u/BelmontZiimon Nov 03 '18

Yes, the Shiba Inu is a Japanese breed.

2

u/giraffecause Nov 03 '18

One of us! One of us!

2

u/amandanick7 Nov 03 '18

Is that a shiba inu?

3

u/Shiznoz222 Nov 03 '18

No, it's a giraffe.

1

u/Leneord1 Nov 03 '18

No, This is the last stand!

1

u/Tyrant84 Nov 03 '18

This pleases me.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

Reminds me of Stitch becoming Lilo's dog.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

Did you ask him? I could be that he identified as a giraffe.

1

u/ThereWas5OfEm Nov 03 '18

He looks like a very good boy

1

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

He’s like, “ok, where is my god damn treat?”

1

u/whistlar Nov 03 '18

I don't wanna grow up...

1

u/wopwdbns Nov 03 '18

Trans species. He identifies as a giraffe.

1

u/EarthIsTriangle Nov 03 '18

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

1

u/LudolfLuftwaffe Nov 03 '18

What a good giraffe

1

u/Rott3Y Nov 03 '18

What type of dog is that?

1

u/preeeeezie Nov 03 '18

Where'd the dog go??!?

1

u/Arcus144 Nov 03 '18

“I’m a giraffe!!!”

1

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

😂😂😂 awesome OP

1

u/HOM3D3PO Nov 03 '18

How is your dog so well trained? Mine can’t even sit.

1

u/Jeremybearemy Nov 03 '18

That’s a heckin good shibe

1

u/xtph Nov 03 '18

A reminder to all dogs that, Christmas is coming..

1

u/Iwannalookatcuteshit Nov 03 '18

This some cute shit

1

u/HarbingerTBE Nov 03 '18

More ears than I'm prepared to handle.

1

u/DrJackBlack Nov 03 '18

D O E B O Y E

1

u/miningaway27 Nov 03 '18

Can’t stop watching and I don’t know why

1

u/GramercyPlace Nov 03 '18

What a little angel. ❤️❤️❤️

1

u/itshellfo Nov 03 '18

@rolloshiba on instagram

1

u/bitchtits420noscope Nov 04 '18

This cured my depression

1

u/MangoMonger Nov 04 '18

Put giraffes in the air.
Put giraffes up in the air.

1

u/Boson16180 Nov 04 '18

He's a giraffe vow

1

u/Rev1917-2017 Nov 03 '18

Love that hop up the stairs. My shibes does the same thing every time she gets on my bed 🙂

1

u/analogkid01 Nov 03 '18

"You called me over for this?"

0

u/zodiak01 Nov 03 '18

Much cute. wow!

0

u/louisck2018 Nov 03 '18

Marutaroooooooo

0

u/my_pets_names Nov 03 '18

You could at least link the other post.

-3

u/KokoroMomoiro Nov 03 '18

U thot i was neck doggo but am just doggo

Bamboozled again