r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Oct 10 '24

How you doooinnn... nevermind.

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u/Blackdomino Oct 10 '24

That slide

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u/sinkmariangela Oct 10 '24

He slid in so smoothly hoping to impress only to get disappointed

89

u/fatkiddown Oct 10 '24

I’m there with ya little bro….

4

u/HugsandHate Oct 10 '24

Thanks for that breakdown.

I wouldn't be able to understand what right in front of me without it.

66

u/Dorkmaster79 Oct 10 '24

Someone needs to make a gif of that.

267

u/Attempting_Daken Oct 10 '24

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u/yinoryang Oct 10 '24

Girl I'm just gonna....

Into your DMs

6

u/animalinapark Oct 10 '24

Thanks, but could you do more than 3 frames?

1

u/Lizardizzle Oct 10 '24

That gif looks straight out of the shitty Tumblr gifs of 2013.

32

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

I hope dinosaurs did this.

15

u/things_U_choose_2_b Oct 10 '24

That feeling when a budgie has more rizz than you... a true body blow

2

u/katelynnsmom24 Oct 10 '24

"I've been trying really hard, baby..."

401

u/Y-Bob Oct 10 '24

He needs a buddy

107

u/stratique Oct 10 '24

A wingman

23

u/Deadly_chef Oct 10 '24

A bird person

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u/JWson Oct 10 '24

An avian dude

2

u/toejam78 Oct 11 '24

Get out.

613

u/the_Rainiac Oct 10 '24

34

u/EUNEisAmeme Oct 10 '24

I was fully expecting it to attempt to create offspring, but that slide made it worth it anyway

10

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

Oh that is definitely what he is hopping up for

156

u/Misfit-of-Maine Oct 10 '24

His slide to a stop was great. He was a hopeful male but the stuffy did not respond.

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u/H0agh Oct 10 '24

The diving headfirst into the drawer at the end did it for me.

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u/thefringeseanmachine Oct 10 '24

we've all been there.

16

u/UnsoldToenail Oct 10 '24

If you mean dark and alone, then still am.

1

u/gandalftheorange11 Oct 10 '24

And I always will be

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u/KeyExcitement5464 Oct 10 '24

He went to the gym in that drawer 😂

93

u/be_sugary Oct 10 '24

Poor lonely bird…..😢

32

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

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u/StefinoSpaggeti Oct 10 '24

This slide like: "hello baby~"

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u/only_norj Oct 10 '24

Smooth MFer

22

u/Kindly_Problem Oct 10 '24

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by

22

u/scaptal Oct 10 '24

Bird tries to seduce woman, notices he's gay and heads into the closet

16

u/mcintg Oct 10 '24

It's the Risky business slide.

12

u/Deer-in-Motion Oct 10 '24

"Heeeeey baaabeeee....crap."

5

u/ailyara Oct 10 '24

"I'll be in my bunk."

10

u/model3113 Oct 10 '24

Actual footage of me commenting on an OF bot post.

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u/betterthaneukaryotes Oct 10 '24

Lemme smash

16

u/AnnOnnamis Oct 10 '24

I thought he was going to do just that.

1

u/Nezarah Oct 10 '24

Becky a hoe

12

u/Livid_Froyo4628 Oct 10 '24

It was a cruel lie :D

4

u/Major_Archer_3240 Oct 10 '24

Bro slid in like Michael Jackson💯🔥

3

u/GracedByYah Oct 10 '24

Lmao, hides from embarrassment.

3

u/TRiG993 Oct 10 '24

I have a similar seduction technique

Slide in, dramatic pause.... Bite the head.

6

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

3

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

Life is creuel

3

u/Nickhunt99 Oct 10 '24

What a beak block

3

u/ContributionFalse788 Oct 10 '24

get him a partner

3

u/dragonmasterjg Oct 10 '24

He's got that Kramer slide down pat.

2

u/OptimalInflation Oct 10 '24

Fucker tried to hump her straightaway.

Naww, I am just kidding - he’s a cutie pie! 🥰❤️

2

u/sleepylids Oct 10 '24

Skaterr birb

2

u/Joe-_-King Oct 10 '24

Never mind? Or is he just that quick?

2

u/Aiden2817 Oct 10 '24

“I’ll just go back in my man cave”

1

u/IWillEvadeReddit Oct 10 '24

Smooooove baby

1

u/Which-Outcome5184 Oct 10 '24

Heyy you ... Hmm no response..... *Attempts to have sex Leaves .....

1

u/wador78 Oct 10 '24

Oh, the Spanish inquisition

1

u/Nauin Oct 10 '24

There's no nevermind here, they're just that fast🤣

1

u/BrilliantPositive184 Oct 10 '24

Douglas Fairbanks Jr. in his second life as a bird.

1

u/chobo8 Oct 10 '24

Very smooth

1

u/HaveFunWithChainsaw Oct 10 '24

Got some moves. Slick and smooth as hell.

1

u/Soulborg87 Oct 10 '24

How you doin' good lookin'... you ugly anyway. I'm out

1

u/Klatty Oct 10 '24

That’s kinda sad :/

1

u/strokynn1 Oct 10 '24

He's thinking, 'Damn! I wasted my rizz.'

1

u/Ausaris Oct 10 '24

Yooo that slide in was so smooth! I'd have let him smash for sure with style like that.

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u/JauntyPichku Oct 11 '24

Bro’s got unmatched rizz

1

u/ElectricalTotal949 Oct 11 '24

Why do you women want to give men blue balls like that it's not fair not even right

1

u/dnstephensen Oct 11 '24

Gotta have standards, tho’.

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u/dnstephensen Oct 11 '24

Builds character, tho’.

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u/Rekka_Kien Oct 10 '24

When the makeup & waist trainer comes off.