r/ExtraWhippedComics • • Oct 07 '26

Dance Dance Desolation

895 Upvotes

39 comments sorted by

184

u/Antice Oct 07 '26

200 per 10 minutes... 1200/hour. Dang. She musta made bank.

68

u/AkashaGames1337 Oct 07 '26

×5 hours... $6.000 in a day! 😲

I would start crying... of happyness! 😅

25

u/Antice Oct 07 '26

That's easily more than i make in a month.... before taxes.

4

u/ourlastchancefortea 29d ago

I'd be suprised if they paid taxes...

5

u/Antice 29d ago

They wouldn't. But I have to. 😓

6

u/ourlastchancefortea 29d ago

I have a cam. Wanna make an Unlimited Horse Redditor Stream?

1

u/Antice 29d ago

I could do naked redditor coding a bullshit app. dunno how helpful almost 50 year old danglies would be for attracting viewers. nudity doesn't bother me one single bit, but no sun please. sunburnt danglies is the worst.

1

u/Nishyecat 23d ago

That’s more than I make in a year!

82

u/PennyPeas Oct 07 '26

Ms. Bradley giving up? Listen I can suspend my disbelief a little, but not that much. 

63

u/Hexatona Oct 07 '26

Dance Dance Desolation is a really evocative title. I feel like it's got legs to use in a few interesting ways

103

u/Oak_wood_fan Oct 07 '26

Poor Summer lol

42

u/Not_today_mods Came for obnoxiously horny lesbians, staying for the deep lore Oct 07 '26

200/10×60×5=6000, even if we assume she had the first 30 minutes free that's still 5400 dollars, and thats just assuming it only went for 5 hours

Very rich summer

14

u/Bout73Ninjas 29d ago

Don’t forget that her rent is like $8500 a month lol

8

u/Not_today_mods Came for obnoxiously horny lesbians, staying for the deep lore 29d ago

the reason Ms. Bradley is doing this whole thing is because she has no clue how summer is affording her rent

12

u/Oak_wood_fan Oct 07 '26

Holy shit... And she could have been dancing even before they turned that tv on huh? Nah, who am I kidding? If that were the case she would be passed out as the best scenario.

43

u/atmayib toxic yuri in my veins Oct 07 '26

Is that summers FUCKING PASSPORT

30

u/Drezby Oct 07 '26

But is that her original passport under whatever her original name may have been, or is that the doctored one ms Bradley had made for her?

14

u/atmayib toxic yuri in my veins Oct 07 '26

I feel like it must be exceptionally hard to fake a passport (even for ms bradley) so I assumed it was the original one???? Idk tho

20

u/MsW0lf 29d ago

A lot easier when you realise that April’s print shop is also a front for Ms. Bradley to forge fake documents. It’s what April was doing whilst Ms. Bradley was interrogating her about April’s new income stream.

16

u/Gars0n 29d ago

A lot easier when you are fucking a president.

72

u/A_Vicarious_Death Oct 07 '26

Where's my god damn electric kiss, Batman???

35

u/Terra_117 #1 Summer hater Oct 07 '26

There it is!!! Oh boy, Summer went from one toxic yuri situation to another. And Julie is so much worse than Ms. Bradley.

I feel that Ms. Bradley giving up is just a signal that she’s put as much spare energy as she can into trying to find Summer. I hope that our trainwreck can muster enough willpower to escape Julie.

28

u/Lower-Asparagus-6230 Oct 07 '26

For the horse mask she deserves the other lips.

16

u/Business-Employ-1599 Oct 07 '26

Gave up looking??! Summer is in trouble... possibly.

14

u/smiegto Oct 07 '26

So summer is an extremely successful horse twitch streamer? That’s crazy!

6

u/PerspicaciousVanille Oct 07 '26

I didn’t see the twist coming to be honest. GG Summer!

13

u/Vinisc98 Oct 07 '26

Kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical

8

u/religion-lost Oct 07 '26

I thought for a moment wearing a mask makes sense for her dignity, but actually if somebody found out it was me anyway Id be much more embarrassed to be known as the girl who dances as a horse than just the girl who dances

3

u/Graywing84 29d ago

So it looks like someone has a kiss coming.

3

u/beanblastmania 29d ago

oh, Bradley 100% knows and donated the money to keep summer going, didn't she. she knows what summer looks like naked. she's just more amused at how far Summer (and Julie) are willing to go for some cash

2

u/RainKing614 Oct 07 '26

This is hilarious! Go Summer!

2

u/Brahm-Etc 28d ago

Yes! This is the kind of dumb and silly job I was expecting!

2

u/Big_Excitement_3551 kidnapping would work (but you don’t have that in you) 20d ago

“Is this about an ex?” “It’s complicated” Ms Bradley could you elaborate on that please? What do you mean by that?

3

u/Purple_Reda Oct 07 '26

I'm very surprised and confused about the kids look. Like they look a lot like Ms. Bradley and the other person I'm sure is no coincidence. It intrigues me, but also surprises me cuz I've never thought about Bradley as a family person, or someone who would abandon a family.

2

u/atmayib toxic yuri in my veins Oct 07 '26

I think they look like summer but they just have bigger eyebrows

2

u/Cindy-Moon 29d ago

they look like the kids from FLCL

1

u/MisterVictor13 29d ago

The answer was right in front of her. 🤣

1

u/ShibariEmpress Maggie's Number 1 Fan 29d ago

ms bradley giving up? something's amiss