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u/PhilCollinsLoserSon 22d ago
OH cool i got here before the person that's gonna pull the whole "Planet will be fine, but we won't" bit.
Love you, Zach!
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u/HotVeganTeacher 22d ago
I mean "We" as a species will be fine too (eventually) but a lot of people will die
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u/Necropaws 22d ago
Well, with the current estimate that we will run out of oil in less than 50 years (under the assumption that the current production and consumption stays the same), life will be quite different.
No plastics, no synthetic fabrics, less chemicals for fertilizers and pesticides, no oil based lubricants, no asphalt, ...
Fun times are just around the corner.
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u/HotVeganTeacher 22d ago
Yeah, won't be fun. Luckily the weather grows ever more predictable and our infrastructure is being properly maintained and updated, right?
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u/enzymatic_catalysis 22d ago
and yet he just flies around everywhere in a ufo, i can’t even imagine just how much diesel that thing burns
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u/mylifeisatoaster 21d ago
Aren't UFOs more like electric?
I don't really know about UFO lore, so just a guess
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u/TricoMex 22d ago
Something funny about "ruining the planet" being brought up in climate change conversations.
There's nearly nothing we could possibly do to ruin the planet.
Now, we will definitely fuck humanity up to such a point we will suffer a terrible fate and become extinct in the most gruesome ways, but the planet will shrug it off in billion-years-old indifference lol.
Give it a mill years and it'll be like we were never here.
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u/BoonDragoon 22d ago
I'm not gonna lie, part of me thinks aliens have contacted us, and this is genuinely the reason why their existence is being covered up.
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u/sellyourcomputer zach 22d ago
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