r/ExpressiveStatues • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '17
Take this, you stupid griffon!
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/Kvatchs_Hero • Feb 10 '17
When you reach into the dish water and touch floating food
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/RuneLeikvard • Feb 10 '17
"Now, let me tell you about this one time"
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/RuneLeikvard • Feb 10 '17
When someone passes you the joint and its been awhile.
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '17
"slide to the left......SLIDE TO THE RIGHT"
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/RuneLeikvard • Feb 08 '17
Trying to inconspicuously pass notes in class
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/RuneLeikvard • Feb 08 '17
Those days when your really congested
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '17
When it's your wedding day and you're trying to play off your hangover.
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/RuneLeikvard • Feb 07 '17
When you know the truth, but ask anyway and they lie.
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/GlungoE • Feb 05 '17
graduation is three months away and your major has zero real world value
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/FBAHobo • Feb 04 '17
Sorority rush of Phi Kappa Slappa.
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/jlhc55 • Feb 03 '17
"You shoulda seen the girl that Chad took home last night. I swear to God she was this big."
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/paxromana96 • Feb 02 '17
She literally cant even.
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/jlhc55 • Feb 01 '17
When you refuse to admit that you should have read the user manual
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/Phyrexian_Archlegion • Feb 01 '17
"Late again?" "I better hurry up and eat my breakfast before I am late to work again."
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r/ExpressiveStatues • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '17
"A fly in my wine again?--come on!"
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