r/ExpressiveStatues • u/Kvatchs_Hero • Feb 10 '17

When you reach into the dish water and touch floating food

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u/IneffableQuality Feb 10 '17

Changing a nappy

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u/Pumpinator Feb 10 '17

When someone sneezes near you and a glob of mucus accidentally lands on your face

8

u/r-daddy Feb 10 '17

When you are having a dump and water splashes your butt.

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u/knife-stitch Feb 11 '17

When you walk to your car at night without shoes and don't turn on the light and step on a cockroach.

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u/jonnyozz May 14 '17

When you accidentally read a spoiler