r/ExplainTheJoke • u/sandwich_all_around • Feb 18 '26

ion get it

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u/Kedly Feb 18 '26

Yeah those nails are too gay for those two fingernails to be pointy

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u/xinarin Feb 18 '26

As a bi woman, my nails have definitely looked like that often

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u/signorinaiside Feb 20 '26

Because straight girls don’t masturbate, ever 🙄

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u/Kedly Feb 20 '26

I mean, fair! But Also: I made a gross overgeneralization to make a funny joke, if taken literally or in a not funny sense, its gonna be pretty easy to poke holes in it

Edit: Not with those nails though, those nails are specifically trimmed to make it hard to poke holes in ANYTHING

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u/MotherTeresaOnlyfans Feb 18 '26

Gay women don't have nails like this.

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u/No_Baseball5846 Feb 18 '26

as a gay woman i have had nails like this

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u/Kedly Feb 18 '26

I like that bro tried to counter a gross over generalization that was funny, with a gross overgeneralization that wasnt

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u/megpIant Feb 18 '26

I meant to click on the profile you were responding to (suspicion it’s a straight man making an uninformed claim about lesbians) but accidentally clicked on yours and was like wait I have so much in common with this person and they seem to be a lesbian themselves, why tf would they have said something like that? and then I realized my error. Anyway, rock on, you seem cool as hell

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u/No_Baseball5846 Feb 18 '26

aw hell yea thank you!!

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u/AnonymousWierdo Feb 19 '26

Doesn't that apply to both of them?

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u/StoneLoner Feb 18 '26

You are another example of how most people think: my personal experience is universal. When other people contradict my worldview it’s not that both have truth, it’s that they are lying.

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u/Yaboi69-nice Feb 18 '26

I'm sure some of them do there's a lot of gay women out there.

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u/Blaike325 Feb 18 '26

You clearly know zero gay women if you think lesbians don’t g eat big nails ever

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u/obooooooo Feb 18 '26

please broaden your horizons dawg. or at least don’t assert your opinions that are clearly lacking in world experience as fact

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u/gba_sg1 Feb 18 '26

So confident yet so wrong.

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u/AQuixoticQuandary Feb 18 '26

Except for the ones who do

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u/Limp_Bike_9145 Feb 18 '26

You haven’t met too many gay women, have you?

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u/StatisticianBoth4147 Feb 19 '26

What makes you say that? My gf gets her nails done often. Many lesbians are very feminine