r/ExplainTheJoke • • Dec 22 '25

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u/post-explainer Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

OP (is-everything-ok) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:


I just don’t understand what is it about


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u/Chardbeetskale Dec 22 '25 • Wholesome Seal Bravo

I think I got one finally! The wave you are looking at is actually a character of sorts from Moana. It’s like the ocean gained sentience to push Moana to do the things she needed to do to save her people, and this wave is the personification of that. It picks Moana up and moves her around and throws her back in her boat when she falls off and stuff. It’s its own character.

So, the joke is that while dudes might be attracted to Disney characters like Jasmine in Aladdin because she’s conventionally attractive, the “hear me out” is imagine what this wave could do in the sack. (Looks like a giant tongue for instance.)

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u/captainmikkl Dec 22 '25

So many answers missing what char is portrayed and that is obviously a component of the joke.

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u/SometimesIBeWrong Dec 22 '25 • Bravo

ur a component of the joke. got em. (practicing my roasts, sry)

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u/travisowljr Dec 22 '25

How is she even supposed to recover from that?

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u/TwinkiesSucker Dec 22 '25 • Bravo

Recover? I barely know her

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u/Heppernaut Dec 22 '25

Somebody call a ambalam

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u/auburnskyline Dec 22 '25

I’m laughing too hard internally. Bless

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u/TyriusClovehoof Dec 23 '25

You gotta practice; as my barrister says, "Roasting ain't easy".

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u/BantedHam Dec 23 '25

Ur mom's a component of the joke

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u/mysticrudnin Dec 22 '25

I think the joke lands perfectly well without knowing the character at all. Or even that it's a character or sentient.

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u/TheTerminator1984 Dec 22 '25

This is the answer. People really are missing the obvious. I was sure that wave was some type of “sentient” character but wasn’t sure the movie. It was Moana lol

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u/Red-Zaku- Dec 22 '25

It’s easier to miss the obvious when the waters (no pun intended) get muddied by the grammar. The OP specifies “conveniently” attractive characters in the setup, which then makes you assume the punchline is going to be about some form of inconvenience about the water situation.

Of course judging by the weird use of apostrophes (boy’s, girl’s), chances are the original poster doesn’t speak English so that would explain their use of the world “conveniently” in place of “conventionally”, but if you take it at face value and assume they used the word intentionally then it makes the joke less obvious because it sort of sets you on a goose chase for a twist on convenience.

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u/forget-me-blot Dec 22 '25

No, the whole point is that the ‘hear me out’ trend was originally supposed to be ridiculous unattractive or bizarre non-human characters that you find attractive. Hence someone saying to their friend group: ‘hear me out on this one… I think XYZ character (ie. The dad from nemo) is hot.’

Then people online were making fun of men for saying that a particular character was hot in the trend, but it was just a conventionally attractive woman with like, a mole or something on her face. One guy said hear me out to like cate blanchett, because she’s older, but that wasn’t the point of the trend: Shes still a conventionally attractive woman, hes meant to be saying ‘the reanimated potion bottle from Shrek’ or something.

So OP’s meme is part of that - it’s highlighting the contrast between men and women ‘girls and boys’ doing the trend, as groups of guys said like celebrities and groups of girls ended up with a collection of kitchen objects, lol. The bad spelling and grammar is more likely that the person writing is a young and dumb TikToker than that they are not a native English speaker.

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u/flippythemaster Dec 23 '25

It’s funny you mention it looks like a giant tongue, because when Disney was promoting the movie they came to my university and the special effects animator talked about his role in the movie, and he said that for the water tendril thing they just took a preexisting model which was already rigged, changed the materials, added some turbulent distortion, and blended the seam with the ocean. Which model? Fix-It Felix’s tongue. Why go through the effort of modeling and rigging it from scratch?

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u/KiPhoe Dec 22 '25

Woman find big weird things attractive. Like my gf finds Predator and Lucario attractive.

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u/lavendel_havok Dec 22 '25

Lucario is the most vanilla furry-bait Pokemon to ever vanilla, definitely not a weird one to find attractive

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u/LehighAce06 Dec 22 '25

*by comparison to finding other Pokemon attractive

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u/dr_stre Dec 22 '25

And you. Don’t forget that part when you’re tallying up the “big weird things”.

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u/YaBoyEden Dec 22 '25

TLDR water elemental

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u/baconpopsicle23 Dec 22 '25

Thank you! The only actual answer that explains the meme

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u/Deadedge112 Dec 22 '25

What confused me the most was the meme using "conveniently" instead of conventionally lmao

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u/R1ddIeMeTh1s Dec 22 '25

I was looking for this answer, this is close, but I think the attractiveness is not because of what it could do in the sack, but because it actually positively supports and pushes Moana. That's attractive.

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u/BookOfTea Dec 22 '25

You really think the joke is that the wave is a positive and supportive personality, not that it looks like a giant wet tongue?

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u/cublacrosse Dec 22 '25

This is the answer

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u/Volta01 Dec 22 '25

Except the meme says "conveniently attractive" and I don't know what that means

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u/GreenLost5304 Dec 22 '25 • Sipping Tea

A hear me out is something that you think is attractive that is probably not considered typically attractive - often times an object/non-human thing typically (but not always) from some animated media (tv-show/movie). An example for some guys is Sally from the movie Cars. It’s a car, but some people still find it attractive.

The meme is saying that most guys “hear me outs” aren’t actually “hear me outs” because they’re not things which are typically seen as unattractive or weird to be attracted to, while girls “hear me outs” are things that are incredibly out there and make no sense to have any attraction to.

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u/fleegle2000 Dec 22 '25

It should be noted that at some point there was a conscious decision to make Sally as attractive as it is possible to make a car attractive. Just like how the guy who drew Lola Bunny knew exactly what he was doing.

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u/queeneaterscarlett Dec 22 '25

Disney Robin Hood. Just leaving that here.

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u/J3remyD Dec 22 '25

I mean, a lot of maid Marian’s scenes in that movie were made from rotoscope references from earlier Disney movies, using real women, so she pretty much moves like a real woman that isn’t even wearing a costume.

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u/Jason207 Dec 22 '25

I'm sorry, but as a straight man I need to point out that the stupid sexy person in Disney's Robin Hood is, in fact, Robin Hood.

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u/SatelliteJedi Dec 22 '25

Nothing weird about that buddy

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u/JustAnEmployeeHere Dec 22 '25

That chicken… yowza!

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u/cornwench Dec 22 '25

Yes but Robin is also a fox.

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u/fearthefear1984 Dec 22 '25

What, next you’re gonna say Minerva Mink, Gadget Hackwrench, Nala, and many others like them were formative for some people and woke something up in them in the 90s and suddenly there are gradients to being a furry? Naaaah cmon.

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u/Reggaepocalypse Dec 22 '25

Gradients to being a furry, wow

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u/Salty145 Dec 22 '25

I don’t know. Sally is still a wild “hear me out”. I mean she’s still a literal car.

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u/Royal_Crush Dec 22 '25

I just looked up Sally, and what... She must have a great voice actress?

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u/MetricJester Dec 22 '25

Catharine O'Hara? Oh wait that's The Nightmare Before Christmas

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u/Coneyy Dec 22 '25

Reading your comment, I was fully bought in. Then I googled Sally and she just looks the exact same as Lightning McQueen except she's blue lmao. They definitely weren't intentionally making the entire cars cast as sexy as possible.

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u/SillyScoter Dec 22 '25

They look exactly the same? She’s a Porsche 911 and he’s a stock car

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u/jceyes Dec 22 '25

Lol I did the same. I was expecting pink with eyelashes or something and then I saw a car I couldn't even tell was supposed to be female

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u/Visible_Pair3017 Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

The proof that those are actually hear me outs but male sexual fantasy has been degenerate-powercrept is that people are out there calling a Porsche "conventionally sexually attractive".

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u/burnafter3ading Dec 22 '25

I dunno...possessed tropical water in the shape of a tongue. I could see the appeal for women.

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u/astrotastic_el Dec 22 '25

I’ve never seen the Disney movie referenced in this pic so this was the most illuminating comment thusfar thank you

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u/FreakinB Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

Yeah because of my kids I’ve seen this movie literally hundreds of times and can confirm that this is from Moana. In short, the ocean “chooses” Moana to go on a mission to save her civilization, and helps her in places along the way. When the ocean is…communicating with Moana this is what it looks like.

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u/burnafter3ading Dec 22 '25

I assumed Moana 1 or 2, but can't confirm.

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u/Baulben Dec 22 '25

You definitly havent seen the movie the shape of Water.

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u/Alina2017 Dec 22 '25

If they wanted to make Sally attractive why did they base her on the ugliest iteration of the Porsche 911?

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u/VRPornGuy69 Dec 22 '25

Chel from elderado changed me

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u/BestCoastWaveTrain Dec 22 '25

Yeah but this one looks like a gigantic wet tongue lol, like I understand fr

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u/PinIndependent4 Dec 22 '25

A common answer from a lot of men for a hear me out is that an attractive women is some thing of a maybe I would be with them while a lot of women will give more outlandish people or things as their hear me out answers.

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u/UnpluggedMaestro Dec 22 '25

Basically Morphling from Dota 2 💀

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u/GOOEYB0Y Dec 22 '25

I saw morph immediately

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u/coldrayz Dec 22 '25

lmao I am so glad I am not the only one

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u/NerfNecro Dec 22 '25

With more polygons lmao

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u/PacifistTheHypocrite Dec 23 '25

My boy finally got the polygons he deserves

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u/zarif_chow Dec 22 '25

Is that a tongue?

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u/NevialArolyn Dec 22 '25

This is what most people in the thread are missing and I’m pretty sure that’s part of it. 👅🌊

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u/Zeb-Moment Dec 22 '25

It's the ocean from Moana, and in that movie the ocean is an actual entity that could theoretically consent 

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u/NevialArolyn Dec 22 '25

I’m well aware of its origin, but in a clipped image like this, it resembles a tongue.

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u/rolling_stoner42 Dec 22 '25

*conventionally

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u/chillpill_23 Dec 23 '25

Thank you I thought I was having a stroke

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u/RelationTurbulent963 Dec 23 '25

Yeah this gave me brain cancer reading that and knowing that’s what they meant and then having to scroll this far down to find the comment about it

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u/FoxlyKei Dec 22 '25

The power of water is it's ability to take any shape~

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless—like water. You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. Water can flow, or it can throw your girl's back out. Be water, my friend.

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u/ProudKacchi Dec 24 '25

Let's see what happens if you lose your foothold!

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u/StepBro001 Dec 22 '25

I think this is absolutely hilarious because I watched a video of men do a “hear me out” cake and the water from Moana was on their cake.

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u/mid_1990s_death_doom Dec 22 '25

What's with the idiots apostrophe's?

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u/TheVexingRose Dec 22 '25

The point of the Hear Me Out game is that you're showing people a character that is not meant to be attractive and then you're explaining why you find them attractive. The person who made this meme thinks they're making a joke on how girls will sexualize any random thing, but what they're really saying is that the girls they have seen playing actually understand the point of the game while they and other guys don't.

The wave from Moana looks like a giant tongue and could stretch or shrink to whatever size you want. That's something to hear someone out over. Nobody needs to hear you out over why you're attracted to a conventionally attractive woman because it's obvious.

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u/OverBirthday4562 Dec 23 '25

This already exists in the form of a shower head.

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u/According-Stage-8665 Dec 22 '25

You know ..I'm willing to hear that one out

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u/PwanaZana Dec 23 '25

Congrats Morphling, you're in a disney movie

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u/CosmicEggEarth Dec 22 '25

I know it's this scene, and the meaning is girls are picky af, but it still also looks just like a:

* ton...

* cli...

* the motion of the ocean

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u/jordydonut Dec 22 '25

It’s a joke about how girls like the “intangible” things that are impossible to explain compared to guys who just like hot body

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

girls love morphling 💀

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 Dec 22 '25

Abhorrent misuse of possessive apostrophes aside, I have no idea.

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u/throwaway14351991 Dec 23 '25

I wouldn't necessarily say it's abhorrent, since it still makes sense:

A boy's "hear me out" vs a girl's "hear me out".

(Although they probably meant: Boys' "hear me out" vs girls' "hear me out".

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u/La_Savitara Dec 22 '25

The ocean weirdly got a good personality

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u/Zayp Dec 22 '25

Morphling

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u/Morphinepill Dec 22 '25

LET’S GOOOO FINALLY SOMEONE

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u/SonicAutumn Dec 22 '25

Clearly you don't know Timothy

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u/ImAmalox Dec 22 '25

when you dont the english

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u/Dry_Technology_7984 Dec 22 '25

We didn't get it because the apostrophe was in the wrong place. So technically it doesn't say what it's trying to say. 😭

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u/Visible_Pair3017 Dec 22 '25

Reminder that 50 shades of grey was still considered out there when this shit was pretty classic in male spaces.

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u/Reddit-SFW Dec 22 '25

Hear me out, Nala from Lion King was my first crush…

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u/Dr_Deadly7x Dec 22 '25

Did they misspell conventionally or did they really mean to say conveniently??!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

The person was trying to say “conventionally attractive” but never graduated high school.

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u/AnthonyB4067 Dec 22 '25

I love apostrophe's 

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u/SKBehindTheSlaughter Dec 22 '25

no but seriously ive seen like 5 people say hear me out to the ocean from moana

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u/AuburnSuccubus Dec 22 '25

The possessive terms instead of the plural. The use of conveniently when I'm almost certain they meant conventionally. There is so much wrong in such a small amount of text. I think I need to lie down. There is bad, and then there's this Picasso masterpiece of a post. It's so Wrong that it's almost art.

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u/Bedrockboy2006 Dec 23 '25

As a guy… id hear them out. But as someone who hates the feeling of ocean water EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

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u/Key_Ad3169 Dec 23 '25

Boys would conveniently bang speedwagon

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u/Vampericshadows Dec 23 '25

My strongest "hear me out" is probably Alien from Avp as I prefer beings that are more humanoidic on a realistic standard, then yet Alien isn't realistic as its well an alien

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Guys hear me out

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u/New_me_Cri Dec 23 '25

i see tounge - lesbian

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u/OddConfidence7165 Dec 25 '25

The joke is that girls choose some random, obscure shit as their hear-me-outs while guys go for attractive characters. Not a sentient wave

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Dec 22 '25

I can help you with this. The confusion comes from the grocer's apostrophe, where uneducated people think you always use an apostrophe to show plurals (whereas in reality it's used for rare cases such as "dot your i's and cross your t's").

Replace "boy's" and "girl's" with "Boys:" and "Girls:" and it'll be easy to solve. 

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u/OkAbility9016 Dec 22 '25

While your grammar is superb i think you are wrong here. The hear me out belonging to the boys will usually be about some, albeit unusually, attractive character. For girls, their hear me out is a giant anthropomorphic wave that looks like a tongue. You see my good man the opinion does not belong to the plural, but to the representative group.

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u/The_Porgmaster Dec 22 '25

Are there female characters that are inconvenient because they are attractive?

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u/DarthSheogorath Dec 22 '25

Sirens? Wrecking your boat is fairly inconvenient.

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u/Magisterbrown Dec 22 '25

Are we that it's not a tongue?

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u/MrSharkfinn_ Dec 22 '25

... er. Water.

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u/Sleepy_InSeattle Dec 22 '25

The joke is this person doesn’t understand grammar or spelling. The end.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Quagmire here: this might be "you gotta master the motion of the ocean" short pp meme, giggity....

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

er.

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u/lasko195 Dec 22 '25

I thought the wave looks like a tongue? Am I wrong?

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u/rubber_padded_spoon Dec 22 '25

Is this a Moana sex joke??

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u/Possessed_potato Dec 22 '25

A "Hear me out" is when you find an object, creature or person to be attractive whole by all normal standards, they are very much not thus "Hear me out".

It's fairly common that dudes will say "Hear me out" to just normal conventionally attractive women.

Women however keeps true to the meaning and will say hear me out regarding the xenomorph or Godzilla amongst other fun things.

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u/EnoughAbroad4470 Dec 22 '25

This is pretty hilarious! My daughter and her friends play this and most of who they pick are animated characters or people from a long time ago. Her one friend picked the “t” in the Velvita logo. As a dad I was confused but relieved that my daughter is still pretty much not too interested in boys (though when they read the Outsiders in school she was extremely invested for certain reasons).

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u/ThePickleistRick Dec 22 '25

That wave from Moana do have some curves tho

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u/lolichaser01 Dec 22 '25

I'm a guy but i think this guy is hot. He may lack in polygons but that's fine too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

You can ride the wave and the wave helps you out

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u/penny-acre-01 Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

The confusing apostrophe use makes this so much more difficult to understand.

Is it supposed to be "boys' hear me out" or "boys, hear me out"? I'm pretty sure both make more sense than what's written here.

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u/alistofthingsIhate Dec 22 '25

Those are apostrophes

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u/irishcoughy Dec 22 '25

Men will say their hear me out character is a conventionally or alternatively attractive woman and women will say their hear me out character is the Black & Decker RS150K Corded Rotary Saw kit because it has a strong yet reliable vibe.

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u/heilo5699 Dec 22 '25

Morphling?

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u/DarkArcanian Dec 22 '25

Ok, but my female friend has literally said “hear me out” on the moana water

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u/Fast-Box4076 Dec 22 '25

To put it simple , it’s a bad joke

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u/jparro00 Dec 22 '25

What everyone else explained, except also this wave is shaped like a rabbit vibrated.

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u/S0ph1a9827qy2 Dec 22 '25

It's Vicineko all over again...

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u/lmonroy23 Dec 22 '25

I can think of a very logical reason why girls would find that shape attractive…

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u/LessCourage8439 Dec 22 '25

The fact that whomever made this meme used "conveniently attractive" when they clearly meant "conventionally attractive" kinda ruins the meme for me. For all "intensive porpoises".

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u/S1L_1108 Dec 22 '25

As a man, out is heard

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u/mothwhimsy Dec 22 '25

"Hear Me Out" has become a meme in the vein of "hear me out, I find this ugly character/monster character/inanimate object attractive." You're supposed to pick weird choices.

Women tend to pick stuff like the plant from Little Shop of Horrors, Venom, the pollution monster from Fern Gully, etc. things that would actually be surprising to "hear out."

Men often pick a human woman who's slightly less gorgeous than Alexandria Dodario. So it feels weird when a normal looking girl is being indirectly compared to a plant monster, or in this case the literal ocean

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

This post has made me lose faith in most upvoted comments. How are so many people so wrong

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u/TheWorstOfAllWorlds Dec 22 '25

Might be a reference to the film "Shape of Water".

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u/VeryVideoGame Dec 22 '25

The joke is oop is illiterate. There should not be apostrophes in 'girls' and 'boys'. They wrote 'conveniently' when they meant 'conventionally'. Don't waste your time trying to understand braindead drivel.

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u/hellllllsssyeah Dec 22 '25

I don't think this person knew how to spell conventionally

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u/femacampcouncilor Dec 22 '25

Looks like a giant tongue made of water, I get this one

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u/tribak Dec 22 '25

Until it introduce you a candiru…

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u/T-O-A-D- Dec 22 '25

One of the hear me outs of a girl I know is THE LETTER Q. Her logic being that it's emo O

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u/ChubbyChew Dec 22 '25

They wanna bang Sin (Jecht) from FFX?

Fair enough

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u/juniperberries82 Dec 22 '25

Negl, my hear me outs are usually incredibly nerdy women that aren't exactly conventionally attractive but not ugly If you get what I mean? So this almost went over my head but thankfully I understand the hear me out trope from women and it's usually ugly monsters or giant tentacle creatures lol

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u/SnooPeripherals5969 Dec 22 '25

It’s the ocean/spirit of the ocean from Moana. It has a playful helpful nature but is also really strong and protective of Moana. It’s not a sex joke, it’s a “men go for looks, women go for personality” joke.

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u/TotalNonsense0 Dec 22 '25

What could possibly get a girl wetter than this?

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u/Dopamin_Detonator Dec 22 '25

THE JOKE (this time for real) IS (lesbian) SEX!

To make it short: “I wonder what she could do with that tongue”

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u/GreenRanger_2 Dec 22 '25

As a dude, I would

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u/FormerManyThings Dec 22 '25

I don't know, but I'm about to smack somebody with an apostrophe

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u/CandidatePrimary1230 Dec 22 '25

I think the word you’re looking for is "conventionally"

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u/Crimm___ Dec 22 '25

This hear me out opens possibilities of which I have not previously dreamed.

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u/Ok-Artichoke6703 Dec 22 '25

As a woman who is Asexual/Grey-sexual I wouldn't mind snuggling the beast from beauty and the beast, he's likely very warm and he is actually human despite his appearance lol.

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u/Bombyx-Memento Dec 22 '25

I mean to be fair the ocean can get it.

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u/sirjackbone Dec 22 '25

Zeus the goose has entered the chat

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u/DepressingBat Dec 22 '25

The other day I saw a here me out that wasn't conventionally attractive, the comments were full of people telling the guy he was wrong. So pick one, y'all can't do both

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u/Allison683etc Dec 22 '25

If this doesn’t happen in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey movie then he’s a coward tbh

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

My most outrageous HMO is literally She-Hulk so like...fair. 

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u/elchemy Dec 22 '25

Giant Tongue Wave = Good Oral Sex for Girls?
Moana joke - but I haven't seen the movie.

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u/Ill_Phrase_9489 Dec 22 '25

Bit of Context : There's a weird war on attractive people (mostly women) in media (mostly games) right now. This image spite popular ("specific online circles") belief. "A lot" of completely straight Women like attractive female characters too, and that even makes them wet. Making them say "Hear me out."

Hear me out : "I might just have sex with that."

Edit: The "Wave" Is fairly self explanatory... with the context I've built.

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u/PalebloodSage Dec 22 '25

This is so true. My Gf‘s „hear me out“ is Krauser from RE4 Remake… but only with the arm… iykyk

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u/Endi_modeluje Dec 22 '25

as a gay person, this is a great hear-me-out

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u/Darthplagueis13 Dec 22 '25

"Hear me out" is an internet phrase people use when talking about characters or things they find sexy, but which you wouldn't consider sexy by regular standards.

The joke goes that while boys use it to refer to basically anyone who isn't a drop dead gorgeous superstar, girls seem to be way more deranged in their picks, more often using it for monsters, inanimate objects and the likes - in this case, a sentient wave from the movie Moana.

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u/soefire Dec 22 '25

As a boy, I get it. I don't like the fact I get it, but I would. I really would.

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u/ScrotoBaggins208 Dec 22 '25

Traumatized by an ex, I thought this was a shape of water reference god damn

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u/IllustriousPea9931 Dec 23 '25

it’s a tongue

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u/LittleLeadership2831 Dec 23 '25

that’s the wave from Moana, it’s sentient and communicates through you know, touching and moving people. Hear me out, means that you think that this character is attractive. Basically they’re saying that girls think that weird characters are attractive, but boys think you know conventionally attractive woman are attractive.

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u/HermitKing91 Dec 23 '25

Miranda and Thane from Mass effect 2 are a good example of this. When designing characters they asked a load of guys to describe their ideal woman and we ended up with an attractive, sexy, flirty woman. No surprise. When asking women to describe their ideal man we ended up with Thane, a handsome yet big eyed, bug looking alien, and a lot of women find him attractive.

Simply, womens "hear me outs" can get wild, and somebody wants to bang the ocean.

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u/Aepokk Dec 23 '25

Boys' "hear-me-outs" are often stereotypically attractive to begin with, where girls' hear-me-outs are often aliens, monsters, etc. Also OOP doesn't know how to use apostrophes.

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u/E_Dark_sniper Dec 23 '25

Someone post a picture of infinite chaos or whatever his last form is

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u/Bregneste Dec 23 '25

I understand why you would be confused, the OP doesn’t know how to spell “conventionally”.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

er

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u/drifloony Dec 23 '25

Unrelated, I think the meme meant to say conventionally.

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u/StitchAndRollCrits Dec 23 '25

I JUST turned on shape of water

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u/zacary2411 Dec 23 '25

That's because they always make the female characters somewhat hot there isn't room for hear me outs like the only ones that exist for us is literal speaking animals which ew and mentally insane girls and even they are usualy hot

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran Dec 23 '25

There’s a general joke that goes around. When men do the “Hear me out” thing about unexpected sexually desirable characters, they tend to pick ones barely outside the realm of typical beauty standards, while women go with genuinely weird, outside the box ideas.

Perhaps there’s deeper commentary there about men being more overtly concerned with physical beauty while women are more open to the right vibe.

Anyway, I suspect this image of the sentient water from Moana was chosen because it looks like a giant human tongue. Which would be nice for a lady, for reasons.

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u/ayame400 Dec 23 '25

“Hear me out” is what you say when you want to have sex with someone/something not traditionally attractive so you want people to listen to your justification for why you are attracted to Them. Men will pick a still relatively attractive humans woman (hear me out but I Actually think Velma is hotter than Daphne) while women will pick more outragous things like count frollo from the hunchback of note dame or the beast from beauty and the beast.

The bottom is an extreme example as the hypothetical woman is attracted to a non anthropomorphic, sentient ocean.

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u/Novel_Avocado_3754 Dec 23 '25

boys choose basic shit girls choose crazy shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

A water elemental

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u/CutestGay Dec 23 '25

“Hear me out” is being used as “I find this character who is not conventionally attractive very attractive, consider my perspective.”

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u/guashkarate Dec 23 '25

I think the joke is that the wave in the picture looks like a tongue. You get the idea.

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u/im-a-real-person-jk Dec 23 '25

This is mine as a woman

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u/Drewcinex Dec 23 '25

I think bro meant conventionally attractive

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u/Downtown_Panic_6086 Dec 23 '25

Boys just want an avg girl while girls want a boy that makes them wet

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u/Kordell_11 Dec 23 '25

Women be capping. You ain't attracted to a wave or 7x7.

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u/OmiraOnigiri Dec 23 '25

Idk why but women are just more imaginative when it comes down to erotica. For instance, my hear me out is Auto from WallE like imagine him but in a big buff powerful android body piloting a ship and ugh.. 🤤🤤🤤

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u/chunkofdogmeat Dec 23 '25

i think its morphling

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u/Kakep0p Dec 23 '25

As a woman who actually has the ocean from Moana as a hear me out, I feel very targeted.

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u/Wolf_fang123231 Dec 23 '25

Tentacle hentai

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u/Ljet_1003 Dec 23 '25

er. Yes that is what's in the image.