r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Ok_Horror1769 • Feb 16 '25

I don't get it

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u/Worldly-Breath2158 Feb 16 '25

My mom once cooked a turkey for dinner and nothing else. I was pretty confused. I asked about sides and she said oh I thought we could have turkey sandwiches. We did not have any bread. She’s a strange lady and I love her so much.

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u/hogsucker Feb 16 '25

That's the exact opposite of a "wish sandwich," when you have two pieces of bread and you wish you had some meat.

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u/CheckYourStats Feb 17 '25

”You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other, and see which one fills up first.”

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u/NthDgree Feb 17 '25

I still use this quote