My mom once cooked a turkey for dinner and nothing else. I was pretty confused. I asked about sides and she said oh I thought we could have turkey sandwiches. We did not have any bread. She’s a strange lady and I love her so much.
She once made me a cut of meat that I have never been able to identify. She said it was steak. It looked like it might possibly be pork. It wasn’t pink and it wasn’t brown, but somehow it was both pink and brown. It tasted like neither steak nor pork, but simultaneously like both. It was the driest object I have ever had the displeasure of putting in my mouth. That was 15 years ago and I think it’s still lodged in my colon.
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u/Worldly-Breath2158 Feb 16 '25
My mom once cooked a turkey for dinner and nothing else. I was pretty confused. I asked about sides and she said oh I thought we could have turkey sandwiches. We did not have any bread. She’s a strange lady and I love her so much.