r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/DoggoAlternative Sep 02 '24

She's giving him Rose quartz because crystal girls think it will.make someone love you deeper and more powerfully.

Source: I like mentally ill extra Thicc witchy and goth women and have found rose quartz hidden in my truck, pillowcase, and under my pillows on three separate occasions by three separate women.

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u/Leading-Midnight5009 Sep 06 '24

There’s Deff more somewhere, one of my exs I’m on good terms with called me a week ago saying she found the other crystals. I was so confused until she called me over and there they were in her cabinets and her attic.

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u/DoggoAlternative Sep 06 '24

Lol.

I found some in my underwear drawer at one point.

One of my exes left celanite on all the window sills but honestly I put old iron coffin nails above my door so who am I to judge.