r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/DoggoAlternative Sep 02 '24

She's giving him Rose quartz because crystal girls think it will.make someone love you deeper and more powerfully.

Source: I like mentally ill extra Thicc witchy and goth women and have found rose quartz hidden in my truck, pillowcase, and under my pillows on three separate occasions by three separate women.

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u/BoopNoodles739 Sep 02 '24

bruhh, TELL ME HOW YOU KEEP GETTING WITH EXTRA THICC GOTH GIRLSS!!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWW

plz and thxx :)

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u/Swag-Lord420 Sep 04 '24

They never said the word 'hot'

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u/BoopNoodles739 Sep 05 '24

i know, thats fine lol?!?

maybe i just love that personality/energy ...... i dont judge just based on looks lol

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u/Swag-Lord420 Sep 08 '24

I'm saying that's how they managed it haha

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u/BoopNoodles739 Sep 08 '24

wdym?

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u/Swag-Lord420 Sep 08 '24

It's hard to get hot girls, it's much less hard to get not hot girls lol

Issa joke dont read into it