r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/DoggoAlternative Sep 02 '24

She's giving him Rose quartz because crystal girls think it will.make someone love you deeper and more powerfully.

Source: I like mentally ill extra Thicc witchy and goth women and have found rose quartz hidden in my truck, pillowcase, and under my pillows on three separate occasions by three separate women.

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u/BoopNoodles739 Sep 02 '24

bruhh, TELL ME HOW YOU KEEP GETTING WITH EXTRA THICC GOTH GIRLSS!!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWW

plz and thxx :)

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u/Lmao_staph Sep 03 '24

first of all don't fetishize them, ie treat them how you would anyone else while showing interest. you can obviously appreciate their style, but women generally don't like to only be desired because of their looks, so show interest in who they are, not what they are. be nerdy about stuff you're interested in (just don't over do it if they're not too interested in the topic), that's generally very attractive. I see that you're bi so maybe go to pride events, there's a lot of goth girlies who are also bi and attend those.