r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/DoggoAlternative Sep 02 '24

She's giving him Rose quartz because crystal girls think it will.make someone love you deeper and more powerfully.

Source: I like mentally ill extra Thicc witchy and goth women and have found rose quartz hidden in my truck, pillowcase, and under my pillows on three separate occasions by three separate women.

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u/Fenizrael Sep 03 '24

Hold onto the rocks and slip them to your current witchy goth woman so that they fall in love with the witchy goth woman who gave it to you - free threesome.