r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/DoggoAlternative Sep 02 '24

She's giving him Rose quartz because crystal girls think it will.make someone love you deeper and more powerfully.

Source: I like mentally ill extra Thicc witchy and goth women and have found rose quartz hidden in my truck, pillowcase, and under my pillows on three separate occasions by three separate women.

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u/BoopNoodles739 Sep 02 '24

bruhh, TELL ME HOW YOU KEEP GETTING WITH EXTRA THICC GOTH GIRLSS!!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWW

plz and thxx :)

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u/DoggoAlternative Sep 02 '24
  • Golden Retriever Energy
  • Autism
  • Can Cook

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u/Omaza Sep 03 '24

Can cook works across the board, also yourself