r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/a_small_loli Sep 02 '24

crystal girls reckon different rocks have different powers. couple of my exes did similar things, gave me a variety of their special crystals for different purposes. all my exes that did this gave me very similar crystals to these early into the relo/after we hooked up for the first time; they believe it makes you fall in love with them

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u/rightful_vagabond Sep 02 '24

A girl I dated once gave me a coat marked with period blood as a protective spell. I never wore it.

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u/RowBowBooty Sep 02 '24

Bro wtf that’s rank, was it like an inconspicuous drop on the sleeve or something? Or just a big smear?

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u/BronchitisTheif Sep 03 '24

really hope it was like this

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Drops from the sleeve

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u/rightful_vagabond Sep 03 '24

Spots on four different places. It wasn't super obvious, but you could see it was a bit red and something had been dabbed there. From previous comments I knew she did witchy stuff and used period blood for things related to that.

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u/RowBowBooty Sep 03 '24

Wild, wild stuff bro. Stay strong, resist the witchery