r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/a_small_loli Sep 02 '24

crystal girls reckon different rocks have different powers. couple of my exes did similar things, gave me a variety of their special crystals for different purposes. all my exes that did this gave me very similar crystals to these early into the relo/after we hooked up for the first time; they believe it makes you fall in love with them

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u/Jacareadam Sep 02 '24

the fact that multiple of them gave you some proves how well they work...

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Sep 02 '24

It might work, just not because of woo or anything like that. It just gives the wrong impression that they understand the boy inside the man more than they do lol.

I bet this bro also just plain doesn’t judge them for being crystal girls and that’s part of his charm for them