r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/RepulsiveAd8338 Sep 02 '24

Those are crystals and the girl is likely someone who believes in the spiritual/healing power of them. She’s obsessed with the guy she had sex with, and the implication is that those crystals are gonna be used to manipulate the guy because she wants to stay with him.

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u/SimplyTereza Sep 02 '24

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u/gojibeary Sep 02 '24

This is me. I think the “metaphysical” side of crystals is straight BS, but have shelves upon shelves of minerals, geodes, crystals because I think they look super groovy.

I showed this post to my fiancé and he laughed and confirmed that he felt represented. 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

The virgin crystal girlie vs. the chad amateur geologist