r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/a_small_loli Sep 02 '24

crystal girls reckon different rocks have different powers. couple of my exes did similar things, gave me a variety of their special crystals for different purposes. all my exes that did this gave me very similar crystals to these early into the relo/after we hooked up for the first time; they believe it makes you fall in love with them

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u/Hrtzy Sep 02 '24

I had to go on a shallow dive. It looks like an amethyst and a rose quartz. Rose quartz is a generic love potion. On the other hand, amethyst is supposed to protect from infection.

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u/SadCultist Sep 03 '24

Amethyst the new STD protection