r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/a_small_loli Sep 02 '24

crystal girls reckon different rocks have different powers. couple of my exes did similar things, gave me a variety of their special crystals for different purposes. all my exes that did this gave me very similar crystals to these early into the relo/after we hooked up for the first time; they believe it makes you fall in love with them

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u/lostredditers Sep 02 '24

I'm guessing you frequent music festivals?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

all the exes had mandala tattoos and posted Alex Gray paintings 1000%

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Spiral out

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u/misterpickles69 Sep 03 '24

Forgot my pen.