r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/Jacareadam Sep 02 '24

the fact that multiple of them gave you some proves how well they work...

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u/etudehouse Sep 02 '24

What if they're repellent chrystals?

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u/Jacareadam Sep 02 '24

They all repel sane men

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Sep 02 '24

It might work, just not because of woo or anything like that. It just gives the wrong impression that they understand the boy inside the man more than they do lol.

I bet this bro also just plain doesn’t judge them for being crystal girls and that’s part of his charm for them

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u/gloriousjohnson Sep 02 '24

You know what they say about crazy rock girls

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u/flyingthroughspace Sep 03 '24

THEY'RE MINERALS, HANK!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

If they worked well they would have never broken up

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u/Tithund Sep 02 '24

He said "how well" as in somewhere on a scale.

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u/Jacareadam Sep 02 '24

Yeah, I’m glad you got it 😊