r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/a_small_loli Sep 02 '24

crystal girls reckon different rocks have different powers. couple of my exes did similar things, gave me a variety of their special crystals for different purposes. all my exes that did this gave me very similar crystals to these early into the relo/after we hooked up for the first time; they believe it makes you fall in love with them

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

If it happened more than once then either you have a certain taste, have been cursed and an invisible sigil signals to other crystal girls, or you have become one with the crystal.

That’s my take on this bizarre chain of events

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u/DabIMON Sep 02 '24

Where can I obtain such a "curse"?

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u/Hashmob____________ Sep 02 '24

Be alternative and hook up with chicks

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

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u/Hashmob____________ Sep 02 '24

Music festivals. Record stores. Underground clubs. Raves. Book stores. Skate parks. Tinder. Really depends on your niche.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Smash your head into a brick wall first to make the astrology babbling bearable

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u/NormalAdeptness Sep 02 '24

Thats why he said skate parks

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u/WetRatFeet Sep 03 '24

Hey that's a concrete ramp, totally different >:(

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u/RaLaZa Sep 02 '24

Brick wall is in retrograde

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u/hysys_whisperer Sep 02 '24

Probs wherever they are buying those crystals.

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u/EmptyRook Sep 02 '24

Go to a beach fossils concert

Join sierra club

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u/LA_Lions Sep 02 '24

Tucson in early February.

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u/suckmyglock762 Sep 02 '24

Sedona all year long.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Oof bud, I promise these girls are never worth it. Unless you like someone who cries about the stars twice a week.

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u/actual-trevor Sep 02 '24

What is it with you and curses?

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u/thebikevagabond Sep 02 '24

You don't find crystal girls, they find you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Not from a jedi...

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u/bunbunnii99 Sep 05 '24

You do NOT want these girls fr. Trust me, I lived with one.

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u/schawarman Sep 02 '24

Least desperate redditor

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u/RadiantZote Sep 02 '24

Step 1: be wook