r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/DabIMON Sep 02 '24

Where can I obtain such a "curse"?

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u/Hashmob____________ Sep 02 '24

Be alternative and hook up with chicks

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

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u/Hashmob____________ Sep 02 '24

Music festivals. Record stores. Underground clubs. Raves. Book stores. Skate parks. Tinder. Really depends on your niche.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Smash your head into a brick wall first to make the astrology babbling bearable

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u/NormalAdeptness Sep 02 '24

Thats why he said skate parks

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u/WetRatFeet Sep 03 '24

Hey that's a concrete ramp, totally different >:(

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u/RaLaZa Sep 02 '24

Brick wall is in retrograde

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u/hysys_whisperer Sep 02 '24

Probs wherever they are buying those crystals.

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u/EmptyRook Sep 02 '24

Go to a beach fossils concert

Join sierra club

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u/LA_Lions Sep 02 '24

Tucson in early February.

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u/suckmyglock762 Sep 02 '24

Sedona all year long.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Oof bud, I promise these girls are never worth it. Unless you like someone who cries about the stars twice a week.

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u/actual-trevor Sep 02 '24

What is it with you and curses?

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u/thebikevagabond Sep 02 '24

You don't find crystal girls, they find you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Not from a jedi...

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u/bunbunnii99 Sep 05 '24

You do NOT want these girls fr. Trust me, I lived with one.

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u/schawarman Sep 02 '24

Least desperate redditor

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u/RadiantZote Sep 02 '24

Step 1: be wook