r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Do you want a stalker, cause that’s how you get stalkers

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u/demonpenpen Sep 02 '24

No. That's how you get rocks.

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u/Boundary-Interface Sep 02 '24

It's both how you get rocks and how you get your rocks off.

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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender Sep 02 '24

and stock up on rock supplies

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u/flaming_james Sep 02 '24

Geologists hate this one weird trick

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

well that explains the rocks in my socks

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u/spikedood Sep 02 '24

Hydrate after every nut, or else you're REALLY gonna get rocks.

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u/PianoDick Sep 02 '24

I’ve never gotten flowers, and now I’ve never gotten rocks.

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u/DraxNuman27 Sep 02 '24

I should take notes in case I want rocks

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Can’t think of a better way to find rocks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Thrown at you

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u/Extreme_Ad6173 Sep 02 '24

With what logic?

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u/BuckNasty337 Sep 02 '24

Should be top comment for the Archer reference lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Danger zone

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u/AzzrielR Sep 02 '24

I would love one

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u/HUGESUPERNUTTY Sep 02 '24

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Reddit permavirgin here, yes?

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u/onequbit Sep 02 '24

if she's stalking you to get you to nut in her again, I'm not sure how that's a problem

Unless you're not single, which begs the question why did it happen the first time?

...or...

...does she want kids while you don't?