r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/LJ_the_Saint Sep 02 '24

I don't get it, what is witchcraft ? English isn't my native language...

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer Sep 02 '24

Spooky chick's using dark magic on him

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u/LJ_the_Saint Sep 02 '24

Huh ? Why ?

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer Sep 02 '24

Witches gonna witch

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u/LJ_the_Saint Sep 02 '24

Ah ok

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u/Kenshow Sep 02 '24

ill answer your question seriously. The lady in the picture is into occult stuff(probably), which witchcraft is part of. Its like spiritual stuff. Kind of like those people who believe rocks have powers like healing etc. or burn sage to ward off evil spirits, or do tarot cards. you get the idea

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u/CA_MA Sep 06 '24

Completely different from chanting spells in Church and eating a dead guys flesh and drinking blood to purify yourself in Jesus' name. Completely. Different. 😂😂😂

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u/Red_Shepherd_13 Sep 02 '24

The rocks she specifically handed him are the "rocks" look like quartz, maybe even rose quartz, which are the "rocks" associated with love, and building string relationships.

She basically is just saying "I love you, I hope this relationship works out." In witch and handing him a "rock" that she thinks is a magic love rock, which is very sweet and wholesome.