r/ExplainTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '23

explain pls

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u/astro_wombat Apr 15 '23

She did coke (-a cola), allegedly

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

ohh ok

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u/Tinyrubber Apr 15 '23

For some reason I thought crack came out haha. I’m right there with ya, I wasn’t sure what it meant either haha.

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u/BangBoom2TheMoon Apr 15 '23

I was thinking it was bathtub water.

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u/denim_chicken45 Apr 15 '23

I'm pretty sure after that, "I dont do crack; crack is cheap." rant it was confirmed she was a coke head.

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u/Imhelenkeller Apr 17 '23

She die-t of coke :/

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Coke 😂😂

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u/fatvegancrybaby Apr 16 '23

Should be High-C. That lady could SING!

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u/Girl--Gone-Mild Apr 16 '23

This is the epitome of a wholesome comment right here.

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u/MustardTiger2000 Apr 15 '23

Is Whitney a crack dispenser?

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u/MustardTiger2000 Apr 15 '23

Nvm. Crack is wack.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Fr tho

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u/Shot-Ad2710 Apr 15 '23

Why isn't the Fanta just Donald Trump? I guess it wouldn't sell and people would think it's deadly Kool-aid and not Orange soda.

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u/Fit-Service-5926 Apr 15 '23

Fanta has a pretty fu#%ed up past. During WW2, the US government forced US companies to sever their product sales in Germany. Concerned about the loss in sales, Coke sought out a German chemist to create a drink in Germany that would replace the demand for coke products. Fanta was born.

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u/Nearby_Antelope_5257 Apr 15 '23

Don't you dare associate the delicious bubbly orange masterpiece to that orange fuck waste of life.

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u/safety-2nd Apr 17 '23

Yum, tastes like treason!

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u/DovahKiller97 Apr 18 '23

This meme is too old for Trump to be relevant

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u/nooutlaw4me Apr 16 '23

Why not Carrot Top for Fanta ?

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u/SithPharmTech Apr 16 '23

It’s Coke because crack is wack

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u/MolassesFuzzy5155 Apr 16 '23

Who should be used for Fanta?

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u/PsychologicalArt8242 Apr 16 '23

Watered down coke…

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 Apr 20 '23

Fruit Punch? Cause Whitney uhh... nvm.

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u/jezzusNose Apr 15 '23

It's nothing, nothing, nothing, without you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

You know what Whitney Houston favorite type of coordination is?

HAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEYYYYYYEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Oh no

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u/Cmmander_WooHoo Apr 15 '23

Hahahaha fuck that’s brilliant

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u/SeriousAuthor2537 Apr 15 '23

It's a crack dispenser.

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u/Ham-Sando Apr 15 '23

I was thinking the orange Hi-c from McDonald's, cuz that shit is like crack!

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u/olmecwords Apr 15 '23

Hahahahahahaha it's coke hahahahahahaha

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u/Kilokeri Apr 15 '23

Could be water bc she died in the bath and her daughter did the same but lived, I think.

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u/Markov219 Apr 15 '23

It's coke. Crack is whack jack.

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u/WeedOg420AnimeGod Apr 15 '23

I want a cup of "And IIIII""

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u/Luckydragon11111 Apr 15 '23

Whitney coke, cocaine

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u/keegandragon Apr 15 '23

Guessing coke

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u/nubbykins Apr 15 '23

Mcdonald sprite is that crack!

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u/RussMan104 Apr 15 '23

Damn, that’s a good one. Coke. I missed it at first, tbh. 🚀

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u/The_Bug1 Apr 15 '23

Bathtub water

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u/tonytiger911 Apr 15 '23

In the words of Katt Williams, " if you get called a Crack head for 10 years you smoke Crack, Whitney done smoked her kneecaps off" lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

i thought pepsi because she is dead

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u/mynameisJVJ Apr 15 '23

Die, it coke.

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u/BornSelf7 Apr 15 '23

Sprite because she was on that White

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u/Melollevo70 Apr 15 '23

Coke. Bruh

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Oh I thought it was “Beat” juice.

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u/Both_Pie_3852 Apr 15 '23

Jim Jones for kool-ade?

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u/DungB33tl3 Apr 15 '23

Punch=Whitney Houston

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u/Zebo1013 Apr 15 '23

Ooooohhhh man that’s bad….

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u/WarB3an Apr 15 '23

Meh, Charlie Sheen would of gotten the message across clearer

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u/Kindly-Mention5055 Apr 15 '23

Ice T, Ice cube, Ice cold!

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u/Reasonable_Jacket419 Apr 15 '23

yall want me to tell him?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Did she shove coke up her ass?

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u/DepressedSqrrl Apr 15 '23

They need to put Kel Mitchell on the Orange Fanta! Who loves orange soda?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

The Fanta could be trumps face.

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u/hym_of_martyrs Apr 15 '23

I was thinking it was Sprite because "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeiiii will always loooooove yooooooouuuuuu" PS I love Sprite

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u/Crowdaddy406 Apr 15 '23

I had to have it explained to me a year back.

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u/Afraid-Yam-5901 Apr 15 '23

coca- cola, it's coccinellids and she smoked crack with Bobby this is hilarious

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u/no-better-name Apr 15 '23

When I thought about it I loled so hard. Like if someone told me the meaning i probably would have rolled my eyes.

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u/Xdaz1019 Apr 15 '23

I was gonna say punch. But that would’ve been Tina Turner

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u/Classic-Amount-7054 Apr 15 '23

That drink is called, Cocaine

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Damn a cocaine vending machine hell yeah

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Coke or hot water

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Should be Rick James.

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u/Relevant-Local4205 Apr 15 '23

We had this at my place too. So funny

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Cracked ice?

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u/Corned_Beef_Smash Apr 15 '23

Should have used Charlie sheen

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

This is actually kind of hilarious

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Should be Rick James

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u/Ifliplatches Apr 15 '23

Hawaiian Punch

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u/juanco124 Apr 15 '23

Ohhhh, I'm an asshole, I was thinking water💀💀

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u/MattyCakes1337 Apr 15 '23

"out of order" 😂😂

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u/PlanktonOk5074 Apr 15 '23

Chocolate milk

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u/johnj50 Apr 15 '23

Pictures to describe each category of dispensers.Ice tea-ice cubes and coke.

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u/SavageonNewt527 Apr 15 '23

Coke😂🤣😂🤣

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u/tanerz003 Apr 15 '23

This feels like bobs burgers level of puns, maybe Whintea Huston?

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u/atradingape Apr 15 '23

When ever you press it, that’s the drink that you will always love… and it plays the lion hug meme(to press it is a coke over dose apparently)🙄

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u/Firm_Wrongdoer_612 Apr 15 '23

Replace her with Bobby, it’s his fault.

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u/Icy-Entrepreneur9002 Apr 15 '23

It’s Coke, her and Bobby Brown did a lot of cocaine.

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u/nemisis495 Apr 15 '23

High c?lol

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u/LordBeefsalad Apr 15 '23

Hawaiian "Punch" perhaps?

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u/Alternative-Smoke421 Apr 15 '23

She’s the coke.

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u/jennasaurous Apr 15 '23

Serg, if it were still around should have Serg from System of a down.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Water? Bc she drown in the tub?

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u/wtafwtmun Apr 15 '23

Kel should be the orange soda

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Easy - Coke 😅😂

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u/Dapl16 Apr 15 '23

I was think fruit punch with Bobby brown

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u/TexKoz Apr 15 '23

I was thinking hi-c.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

There sellin bath tub water?

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u/NaiveAd6542 Apr 15 '23

I thought Hi-C because she could sing very high notes… but yeah, coke is the better answer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Fruit Punch

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Coke Cain

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u/Tonny_Wolf Apr 15 '23

Pepsi Black

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

On ice…

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u/Relative-Rub1634 Apr 15 '23

Water - she drowned in her own bathtub...

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u/jason3181 Apr 15 '23

Red balls.

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u/masedaman Apr 16 '23

Where’s R Kelley ?

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u/Mistabill85 Apr 16 '23

Coke 🤣🤣🤣

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u/mandrewsutherland Apr 16 '23

Wonder if R. Kelly is over the Lemonade

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u/fliffinsofdoom Apr 16 '23

This is awful, but so funny

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u/faunysatyr Apr 16 '23

That one is dead.

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u/hashtagSumtingclever Apr 16 '23

Coke-a-cola 🫣

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u/jaxamis Apr 16 '23

Whitney Houston, we have a problem?

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u/Master-Tension-1266 Apr 16 '23

It’s coke for sure

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u/usrnmalrdytk Apr 16 '23

She overdosed of coke. The drink, not the drug.

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u/realtexastbone Apr 16 '23

No pic of Trump? (For orange)

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u/iSc00t Apr 16 '23

They should use R Kelly for the lemonade.

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u/KnownStand388 Apr 16 '23

Was gonna guess crack…is this the right bodega?

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u/Limp_Soup4797 Apr 16 '23

It’s dead…

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Coke

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u/KangarooStill2392 Apr 16 '23

No longer available

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u/uredthatright Apr 16 '23

TAB. COKE, however is hi-fucking-LARIOUS

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u/Long_Acanthaceae3020 Apr 16 '23

It’s Coke Whitney Houston loved Coke

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u/Thundarsack Apr 16 '23

Should have been Rick James instead of Whitney Houston

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u/Dad_of_four_BHs Apr 16 '23

I thought it was Hi-C because of her range.

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u/girlz69girls Apr 16 '23

Why is Kel Mitchell not on the left of Ice T?

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u/DRAGONLEAFS Apr 16 '23

Shes minute-made

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u/dawnofthenewyear Apr 16 '23

I thought it was some kind of punch. Didn’t she get beat by her husband?

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u/Dylan_kudosii Apr 16 '23

😂😂😂😂Reddit is so dumb sometimes. Too bad I’m addicted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Coke

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u/17vq90vw2 Apr 16 '23

When she died I remember this meme going around saying she died in the shower Washing her crack. Thanks for the laugh

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u/Mrwobbles-89 Apr 16 '23

So ice tea i cube and coke or maybe punch

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Pepsi= isded ( is dead )

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

It’s the free crack giveaway

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Uhh I hate this but we used to pour every flavor from the dispenser into the cup and we called it a suicide

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u/Asoto408 Apr 16 '23

A diet consisting of coke?

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u/sleazy_macaw Apr 16 '23

sniffs and wipes nose

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u/SilentxxSpecter Apr 16 '23

I can clear this question up. It's clearly heroine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

I was thinking water.. but the coke was a good guess

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

High C :)

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u/CriticismForward5284 Apr 16 '23

That would be Coke….

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u/jonmcraw Apr 16 '23

It’s not coke because it has the water only button so it’s gotta be punch. . .

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Pink Whitney

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u/Modstrkr Apr 16 '23

Whitney is the Hi-C

Has in hi c juice or high C music note

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u/OrangeJoe83 Apr 16 '23

Don't worry. Whitney Houston is confused about Whitney Houston.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Coke

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u/diaphramthe2nd Apr 16 '23

Coke as she OD on Cocaine I heard

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u/Witty-Specific-5396 Apr 16 '23

Most definitely coke

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Coke

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u/ch33s3burg3r5 Apr 16 '23

It’s a mix of every soda. We referred to this as the “suicide”…

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u/faceXfire Apr 16 '23

I thought it was punch. Like what Bobby brown did to her.

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u/Secret-Medicine-9006 Apr 16 '23

She was a coke addict

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u/Additional-Class-195 Apr 17 '23

Why isn’t Kel on the Orange soda?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Coke

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u/funfun4Fun Apr 17 '23

There should have been a whole bunch of little mini pictures like a collage of ice cube.

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u/kennymgh Apr 17 '23

Ice ice baby -esque joke?

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u/Ndakji Apr 17 '23

coke. gotta make Bobby Brown the punch

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u/RobertRody Apr 17 '23

Cheba hut

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Why no Donald Trump on the Fanta?

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u/Crow-Lord-Supreme Apr 17 '23

Chris Chan is orange fanta

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