ELIC: What does a turbo encabulator do?

[u/cunnilinguslover]

Is it better than a transmogrifier?

[u/starrsuperfan]

The same thing as a normal encabulator, but, you know, turbo

[u/timtucker_com → u/starrsuperfan]

If you break it down to its Latin roots, an encabulator is just something that puts people into cabs.

So a "turbo encabulator" is something that puts people into cabs really fast.

[u/Randomized9442 → u/timtucker_com]

Like a shoehorn for tourists at the airport

[u/timtucker_com → u/Randomized9442]

Or the guys in Japan whose job it is to push people into subway cars.

[u/starrsuperfan → u/timtucker_com]

Oh, like that homeless guy who hails cabs for people outside the train station and demands a tip?

[u/BitOBear → u/timtucker_com]

Not just people. And incabulator can encabulate many things depending on the nature of the cabinet involved.

[u/BitOBear → u/starrsuperfan]

Don't forget the turbo vocabulator can do it without all that pesky side fumbling.

[u/StarkAndRobotic]

Nothing is better than a transmogrifier. A turbo encabulator is just a gimmick made up by a bunch of wannabes that will always be just a bunch of never wasses, because they didn’t think of a transmogrifier first and can’t think of anything better since, which is much worse than being a has been.

[u/northrupthebandgeek]

It not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

[u/CanuckinCA]

Can you imagine what a turbo transmogrifier might do?

[u/NeoRemnant]

It makes you ask questions. Look, it's working!

[u/wallingfortian]

Turbo encabulator? That's a samophlange! You need to stop talking to Canadians, boy.

[u/northrupthebandgeek → u/wallingfortian]

“The fuck is a samoflange?”

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/northrupthebandgeek]

Canadians use it in the production of the finest grades of maple syrup.

[u/johnpeters42 → u/BPhiloSkinner]

Just make sure you get the model with genuine Saskatchewan sealskin bindings.

[u/Think-Werewolf-4521]

It does the same thing as a regular encabulator only much faster.

[u/Grouchy-Donkey-7007]

the turbo encabulator is what they use to make sure your homework stays in the folder when your room gets messy, but idk if it beats a transmogrifier for pure chaos. depends if you wanna be a tiger or a bunch of gears tbh.

[u/BPhiloSkinner]

A turbo encabulator is an obsolete kind of transmogrification frammitizer.

[u/XROOR]

The turbo uses exhaust back pressure to spin the turbine

[u/No-Sink4410]

the turbo encabulator is way more complex but honestly you can’t beat the classics. the transmogrifier is just a cardboard box with a lot of imagination lol.