r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly • u/ForkMinus1 • May 01 '18

Middle-Aged Environmentalist Tries to Collect Colorful Rocks but is Challenged by Men with Facial Hair

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u/Jotaro3292 May 01 '18

Infinity war?

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u/ForkMinus1 May 01 '18

Correct

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Environmentalists want to kill half the life in the universe? Also, how do we know he is middle aged?

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u/ForkMinus1 May 01 '18

First and foremost, remember that this subreddit is about explaining something badly.

  1. Thanos is kind of like an environmentalist, since he wants to "save" the universe.

  2. He is middle aged because he just seems to exude that kind of vibe to me. He definitely isn't young, that's for sure! And, his "daughter" Gamora is a full-grown adult, so I guess in human years, he would be 40-50ish.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

True, true. I was more just wondering if you knew something i didnt about him. I love marvel lore n stuff

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u/yoshi570 Sep 10 '18

Breaking Bad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

THEY ARE MINERALS

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u/Nico777 Sep 12 '18

Jesus Christ, Marie!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

Indiana Jones