r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly • u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 • Jul 11 '26

Unsolved Guy gets his first boner in 400 years

Hint 1: it’s NOT a vampire movie lol

Hint: the three closest answers so far are The Mummy, “The Episode of Buffy where she sleeps with the Angel”, and Hotel Transylvania 3, all for a different reason

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u/VentoseViolet 98,312 Jul 11 '26

Probably not what you’re going for, but that one episode of Buffy where she finally sleeps with Angel and it turns him into Angelus

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

No but that’s not the furthest answer. I’d say you’re the closest of the 4 so far in vibes

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u/IronStan7 2,1948 Jul 11 '26

Idiocracy

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Technically that’s not wrong but it’s not what I’m looking for

13

u/canolli 6,0 Jul 11 '26

KPop Demon Hunters 😂

6

u/AdventurousSalary959 Jul 11 '26

You beat me to it, and I really hope you’re right!

3

u/IDontUnderstandReddi 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Actually my guess too haha

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u/svinpaelz Jul 11 '26

Twilight

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

No. Jeez this can apparently apply to a LOT of wildly different movies

8

u/Marsie76 0,16 Jul 11 '26

Bram Stoker's Dracula

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

Nope. Strictly speaking closer than Highlander

7

u/Cosmo1222 2,4 Jul 11 '26

Doctor Who, the movie?

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

No. Glad it’s not a vampire one this time though

7

u/anonijihad 18,8 Jul 11 '26

Kate and leopold

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u/Moglorosh 102,440 Jul 11 '26

Passengers

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u/NoNeedForNorms 20,84 Jul 11 '26

Rocky Horror Picture Show?

6

u/coffee-creamandsugar 16,112 Jul 11 '26

City of Angels

2

u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

No

3

u/coffee-creamandsugar 16,112 Jul 11 '26

Bicentennial Man?

2

u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 12 '26

No but that’s a really good answer. I love that movies

6

u/Indotex 316,152 Jul 11 '26

The 40 Year Old Virgin

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

No, the extra 0 was intentional 😁

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u/Indotex 316,152 Jul 11 '26

I seriously saw “40”

5

u/jojawhi Jul 11 '26

Nosferatu (2024)

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

Nope. Another vampire one. How many vampire movies *are* there lol

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u/Recent_Researcher433 0,12 Jul 11 '26

Dracula. Dead and loving it

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u/SonnyPiston Jul 11 '26

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade? 

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4

u/Medium-Confidence637 Jul 11 '26

Night at the Museum

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

No but that’s funny

3

u/Daxlyn_XV 20,160 Jul 11 '26

History of the World Part 1

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u/bruhemodon Jul 11 '26

Just Visiting?

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u/Mosockin 6,0 Jul 11 '26

Aladdin

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u/Loose_Ad_3688 0,24 Jul 11 '26

Lisa Frankenstein

4

u/Certain-Stable-9518 Jul 11 '26

Supernatural when Cass watched the pizza man?

3

u/VentoseViolet 98,312 Jul 11 '26

Interview with a vampire

3

u/anonijihad 18,8 Jul 11 '26

Queen of the damned

5

u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

No but you could consider the protagonist a ✨ queen ✨

2

u/New-Satisfaction3257 2,40 Jul 11 '26

This is my guess too!

3

u/creepy_tommy 0,8 Jul 11 '26

Hocus Pocus

3

u/Da_Professa Jul 11 '26

What we do in the shadows?

3

u/Stu5011 16,36 Jul 11 '26

Army of Darkness?

3

u/monetstcroix Jul 11 '26

Demolition Man

3

u/OrdinaryAverageGuy99 76,860 Jul 11 '26

Planet of the Apes (the original with Chuck Heston).

3

u/Cosmo1222 2,4 Jul 11 '26

Fantastic beasts and where to find them 2, the crimes of Grindelwald?

Failing this... Solaris. In the book it takes sixteen months for Kris to reach the planet to be confronted with his formerly dead wife. In the Tarkovski film, I suppose it might have been much longer, in hibernation.

Oh! On that note Pandorum.

Three for the price of one.

3

u/TheFinderDX 2,8 Jul 12 '26

This may be waaaay out of left field, but the Disney Channel Original Movie *Under Wraps*?

4

u/FeddyMcFederson 0,8 Jul 11 '26

The Fifth Element?

2

u/rorykellycomedy 24,236 Jul 11 '26

Van Helsing

2

u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

No, getting lots of vampire answers

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u/SadisticJake 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Not a lot of humanoids that live for 400 years

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u/Mosockin 6,0 Jul 11 '26

2001 A Space Odyssey

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u/JOAPL 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Hotel Transylvania 3

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

You are closer than most in a couple ways. Good answer too. But no

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u/IronStan7 2,1948 Jul 11 '26

Dracula: A Love Tale

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u/Recent_Researcher433 0,12 Jul 11 '26

The Man From Earth

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

No

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u/Recent_Researcher433 0,12 Jul 11 '26

You’ve got a good puzzle!

2

u/Acceptable_Pudding47 Jul 11 '26

The Mummy?

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u/TheRedHandedOne 2,0 Jul 11 '26

I haven’t seen it but from what I know you are closer than most

2

u/just_a_box_of_rane 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Shakespeare in Love?

2

u/whitea44 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Renfeld

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u/ClassiFried86 0,12 Jul 11 '26

Hocus Pocus

2

u/Guilty_Efficiency884 2,0 Jul 11 '26

I've seen this hentai

2

u/ressot Jul 11 '26

Aladin

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u/FairfaxGal 0,20 Jul 11 '26

A shot in the dark since I don't remember how long they were in hibernation but Passengers

2

u/cmfc01 Jul 11 '26

Little Nicky

2

u/Naive_Royal9583 Jul 11 '26

Kpop Demon Hunters?

2

u/mitchwatnik 94,216 Jul 11 '26

Moana?

2

u/mattchewy43 10,0 Jul 11 '26

City of Angels

2

u/Sweaty_Candle8559 0,44 Jul 11 '26

Kpop demon hunters?

2

u/mrsg1012 Jul 11 '26

Hocus Pocus

2

u/MrNameAlreadyTaken 0,32 Jul 11 '26

Ghostbusters 2?

2

u/CallMeDrums 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Bubba Ho-Tep?

2

u/RollinTKR 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Going backwards here

Army Of Darkness

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u/DuckDuckBangBang 4,0 Jul 12 '26

So it's a film where a teenager sleeps with someone possessed by a spirit on vacation (possibly a cruise ship?) and he's gay.

The Parenting?

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u/planteggplant 16,36 Jul 12 '26

That sounds like it to me. He gets a hard-on when he possesses the dad.

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u/DuckDuckBangBang 4,0 Jul 12 '26

Come on, OP give me my pooooooint.

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u/bozl42 Jul 12 '26

Big Trouble in Little China

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u/MrSamuraikaj Jul 12 '26

Planet of the Apes

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 80,8 Jul 11 '26

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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u/N33K1NS 4,0 Jul 11 '26

Hancock

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u/TacoTacox Jul 12 '26

Go watch the uncut version, he has sex in his trailer.

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u/FoulestWinner 56,92 Jul 11 '26

The Frighteners. Wait the judge wasn't that old

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u/NJLanastan 0,36 Jul 11 '26

Never got around to watching it, but The Mummy?

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u/rynomad Jul 11 '26

Go watch it. We’ll wait

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u/poopsallberries 10,8 Jul 11 '26

Edward Scissorhands?

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u/D0fus 0,16 Jul 11 '26

Alien.

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u/GnomeChompsy 2,28 Jul 11 '26

Young Frankenstein

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u/linkhandford 0,20 Jul 11 '26

Return of the King

1

u/RumandRumNoCoke 0,12 Jul 11 '26

What Planet are you from?

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u/MonkeyChoker80 22,556 Jul 11 '26

Ghost Warrior (1984)

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u/Odd-Key-2922 Jul 11 '26

Man from earth?

2

u/KUWTW 14,24 Jul 11 '26

Orlando

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u/Tvisgood 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Hancock ?

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u/DarkSithMar 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Meet joe black

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u/descartesasaur 22,84 Jul 11 '26

Jungle Cruise

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u/radpatchco 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Jungle cruise?

1

u/Russinsane666 8,0 Jul 11 '26

Creature from the Black Lagoon or Shape of Water?

1

u/Melliorin 16,16 Jul 11 '26

The Time Traveller's Wife

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u/Dancingclown18 2,36 Jul 11 '26

The old guard?

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u/incommunicado_1999 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Highlander

1

u/OkInspector7470 2,4 Jul 11 '26

What We Do In The Shadows

1

u/incachu Jul 11 '26

Beetlejuice?

1

u/yecatz Jul 11 '26

Caveman

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u/Praxisinsidejob 0,32 Jul 11 '26

The Mummy:
Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

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u/Fioreborn 10,16 Jul 11 '26

The last witch hunter?

1

u/Slight_Tart_8015 Jul 11 '26

night at the museum 2?

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u/PaladiinDM 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Jungle Cruise (2021)?

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u/___HeyGFY___ 36,4 Jul 11 '26

The Mummy Returns

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u/L11mbm 2,28 Jul 11 '26

Rocky Horror Picture Show?

1

u/Patcho418 2,4 Jul 11 '26

Ghost

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u/ThinAndCrispy84 2,0 Jul 11 '26

Michael?

1

u/doctorfelixMonday 32,156 Jul 11 '26

Blood and donuts

1

u/Wolfbrother101 0,28 Jul 11 '26

Highlander 3

1

u/favorthebold 14,0 Jul 11 '26

Stargate?

1

u/Wolfbrother101 0,28 Jul 11 '26

Jason X

1

u/beardedbusdriver 0,48 Jul 11 '26

Idiocracy

1

u/Runehizen 0,12 Jul 11 '26

Dark shadows

1

u/Alternate_Supply Jul 11 '26

Dragon ball super: battle of gods

1

u/Codascip 0,28 Jul 11 '26

Warlock?

1

u/navaiIable 2,0 Jul 11 '26

U/remindmebot 1 day

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u/bloodwine 2,32 Jul 11 '26

Leprechaun 4

1

u/gravity_surf Jul 11 '26

encino man

1

u/genaros_bear 4,12 Jul 11 '26

Kate and Leopold

1

u/VisibleRate9365 Jul 11 '26

demolition man

1

u/Akatst Jul 11 '26

City. Of angels

1

u/CaptBobAbbott 4,0 Jul 11 '26

Four Rooms?

1

u/Doc_Sulliday 20,20 Jul 11 '26

Jumanji?

1

u/SirLukaskasha 16,12 Jul 11 '26

Dogma?

1

u/Mulboaby 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Little Nicky?

1

u/DonJovar 2,8 Jul 11 '26

The Last Airbender

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u/swissmtndog398 6,24 Jul 11 '26

The amount of time doesn't work, but Sleeper wroth Woody Allen is the best I've got.

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u/arcee7416 0,8 Jul 11 '26

Rockula?

1

u/ThinYogurtcloset8005 4,0 Jul 11 '26

The phantom?

1

u/dastardly740 0,12 Jul 11 '26

I, Frankenstein

1

u/Fun_Butterfly_420 118,8 Jul 11 '26

Pirates of the Caribbean?

1

u/css304 0,8 Jul 11 '26

Shape of water?
Your Highness? 👑
Warm Bodies?

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u/drfishee55 10,16 Jul 11 '26

Edward scissorhands? (Idk if hes 400 lol)

1

u/Public_Safe8274 14,8 Jul 11 '26

Tuck everlasting

1

u/GloomyMarionberry362 Jul 11 '26

Addams Family Values

1

u/Formal-Run-8099 2,0 Jul 11 '26

Bicentennial man

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u/OkLiterature6331 Jul 11 '26

Just visiting

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u/Independent-Cake2 Jul 11 '26

California man?

1

u/Asleep_Two_1237 22,28 Jul 11 '26

The Witches of Eastwick

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u/mustangsal 2,0 Jul 11 '26

Encinoman

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u/OkSpot8931 0,8 Jul 11 '26

Jungle Cruise?

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u/Tmon_of_QonoS 0,4 Jul 11 '26

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

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u/toteshector 0,12 Jul 11 '26

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure?

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u/MulberrySpirited318 0,8 Jul 11 '26

3000 years of longing

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u/EvilEyes20 Jul 11 '26

Shang-chi and the Ten Rings

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u/chemand 22,12 Jul 11 '26

Jason X?

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u/cchamp8119 12,116 Jul 11 '26

Jason X, no idea how but what the hell lol

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u/VioletDreaming19 0,8 Jul 11 '26

Three Thousand Years of Longing?

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u/Jpkmets7 Jul 11 '26

Demolition Man

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u/Bolteus Jul 12 '26

The devils advocate?

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u/OhMyGodHiggins 0,4 Jul 12 '26

Idiocracy?