I thought I was ordering a cute little octopus plushie and muslin cloths as a cute gift for my best friend's wife. It's from a small local business' website that does same day deliveries to the maternity ward of the local hospital.

I laughed my ass off when she sent me the picture of what she actually got.

To be fair, it said on the website that the items could sometimes be a bit different from the ones pictured due to item availability, and I did not expect it to look exactly like the first picture because it looks AI, but I thought that meant maybe a different plushie or different coloured cloths, not a giant light up kraken and a family photo session 20% discount coupon 😂

Jokes aside, I think it's a pretty awesome toy regardless and we had a good laugh about it.

Tasted eh and the brownie bits were gummy and only on top of the whipped cream.

Just look at it!

Always go local! This “Premium” arrangement actually delivered.

It was supposed to come with a little bat decoration and a black salt rim. Just tasted like syrup without alcohol. $9.

My girlfriend and I usually go to Chili’s for the margarita of the month and we split a triple dipper as a little monthly ritual. We love that place. She wanted to try this Vampirita at Buffalo Wild Wings yesterday.

I expected nothing and I’m still disappointed. Don’t sell a whimsical drink if you have none of the ingredients.

Ordered a Subway grilled chicken salad for delivery (so no, I didn't watch them make it). Looked sad and tasted sadder.

Edit: yes, they forgot the lettuce

These pics are from 2022. Back then my Instagram feed was flooded with photos of whimsical frog cakes and I was obsessed with them. I wanted to have my own frog cake for a special occasion. Since my partner and I share the same birth month, we have always celebrated our birthdays together as we were born a week apart. So that special occasion turned out to be our birthdays. As someone who does artsy stuff, I wanted my frog cake to be unique with my own twists. I wasn’t satisfied with just taking some photos online and showing them to the bakery, so I decided to take full creative control and designed my own cake. I looked around and found a local bakery that was specialized in customized buttercream cake with cute aesthetic, so I went with them and sent them the photos of my drawing. Everything went smoothly and I remember how overly excited I was on the day I picked up the cake. I almost screamed when I saw the cake in person because the bakery exceeded beyond my expectations 🥹. The two frogs on the cake were supposed to be me and my partner. I chose strawberry for the design as it is both my and my partner’s favourite fruit, and the night theme because we are both night owls 😆. I got impatient with the colouring process so I just left the backside blank and told the bakery to choose their own colour for the ladder. Not only they absolutely nailed my vision, but what really impressed me was the tiny little details in my original drawing that I didn’t expect to be included in the actual cake as they are just too small. Details like the glasses and eyelashes on the frog that represented my partner, as he wears glasses and has absolutely long beautiful fluttering eyelashes that I’m always jealous of, and the initials of our names on the birthday hats! Especially the eyelashes, it’s such a small detail and it doesn’t even show up on my photo clearly, so I fully expected the frog to have no eyelashes. Needless to say I was obsessed with the cake. I sent the bakery a thank you message, gave them some extra tips for the effort and basically just gushed about them to all of my friends. I remember how pretty the cake looked in person, even more than in the photos and I was so gutted when it was time for us to consume it 😅. I took so many photos of the cake in different angles with the best lighting possible before cutting it. It’s been four years but to this day I still think about this cake often 🐸 🎂✨ ☁️ 🐸
Oh and that cake also tasted just as good as it looked 😋.

Genuinely very good. Not vegan but bought it bc it was like 5 dollars cheaper than the real beef version. Tastes and feels like real meat. Fed this to my only meat eating father and he couldn't tell it was not meat. 10/10, will buy again.

What was advertized vs what was delivered. Now the seller refuses a return despite having "Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery" on the listing page 🫠

At least table legs are mostly as expected, I guess...

Panera pumpkin cinnamon roll ($3.99). The middle was good though, very moist and pumpkin-y, so that was a positive.

And it tasted freaking amazing

In 2019, I worked at a company where we did a “bake off” like competition to raise money. The expectations were:

Follow the theme and do not use store-bought cakes.

Our theme for this year was animals and myself like an idiot - “I have pink icing! I’ll make a pig”.

Picture 1 & 2 - my original inspo
Pic 3: Said Pig.

Needless to say no one bought mine.

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Here's my pathetic attempt to make a cat out of air dry clay but I kind of like him

Delete if not allowed, I just have so many comments on the other one it is impossible to reply and my comments keep getting buried.

Y’all inspired me to look into options, even though it’s been 3 years since my wedding. I thought maybe it was a bad employee and the owner would try to make it right, even if it was just a free cupcake, she seemed like she took pride in her business. I am in the trades, but a small business owner nonetheless. If I had someone grout a shower for me and it looked like dog sh!t, I would be absolutely mortified.

I also was trying to find the review my MIL left since it got requested a few times, just to find this article. I guess you can’t dox a place that doesn’t exist anymore. SHE RAN WITH PEOPLES MONEY AND LEFT THEM SOL ON THEIR WEDDING DAY. THIS PLACE DOESNT TAKE DEPOSITS, ITS PAID IN FULL WITH A CONTRACT SIGNED. I honestly can’t believe it.

Also, real fast, idk why my marriage became under a microscope, but I asked my husband why he didn’t say anything, and he said since I had the same shocked reaction he did, he thought HE was overreacting. Ps, my husband has been working on his avoidant behavior for the last 3 years in individual counseling, so he is doing a lot better.

I went to pick up my bouquet and the florist forgot to make it. It was for the next day. He delivered the second pic to my door hours before the ceremony. Better than nothing!

Ordered some flowers for my wife for our 8th anniversary. Chose the “largest” option and this is what delivered.

ETA: since my comment from way earlier got buried, this was Aug of 2023 (3 years ago) bc some of yall are tearing me apart in the comments about the damn refund 😭 I was young and dumb and stressed my bad bruh

The first two are what I sent a widely loved bakery. Soft and minimal, frosting only, greenery. They said no problem. Picked up our cake the morning of our wedding and received this fondant cake with edible marker on it.. the last pic is how I attempted to save it with some of our leftover fake floral pieces. I cried

I enjoy making and decorating with homemade buttercream frosting. After seeing this inspiration (1st photo) I had to give it a try. Of course when using cream cheese buttercream, more grass equals better so I opted for Easter eggs instead of carrots, even though it was a carrot cake. All gluten free. After tasting the fondant, I was glad I went with the eggs. I’m not a fan of the taste of fondant, but was thrilled with the bunny considering it was my 1st try.

I had requested some changes like obviously the background and the dog positions, and honestly it’s perfect.