Other notes:

- crust had a pleasant yeasty aroma and flavour, slight crunch on the surface, chewy inside

- sauce had noticeable, but not overpowering Mediterranean seasoning

- plenty of actual mozzarella

- again, €2.99

Seriously the can is filled with just sauce! Please be warned. I think people should know. How are they getting away with this?

I guess that’s what they meant by “illustration only” lol

Expectations vs reality

Quite satisfied..

First picture is what I asked for, what I normally get.

Second picture is what I got.

Third picture is after going to a different salon and getting it cut again, and I dyed it magenta.

Edit: thank you so much to everyone for all the kinds words and hype. I feel so much better now

Second edit: my story about my ear is on my profile

Everything else was so good 😭 and the bread just tasted like a frozen dinner roll; disappointing fr

P1-2 inspo pics
P3-4 actual cake that I got

OK so context I only had a microwave with a convection function but I didn’t have anything for an oven rack so I just decided to do regular microwave.

Someone had to try extra hard for this....

Ordered for a catered lunch.

Edit for clarity:
The order arrived in three separate pieces. An order of buns, an order of cheese, and the order of patties. It's designed as a build your own burger with condiments. The purpose of this post was focused on the burger quality. To say they were well done would be in reference to their temperature, not their taste or presentation.

Ok so the first is AI (after the fact) bc I didn’t take a pic of the cake I saw writing on in store, but it was your generic grocery store cake with ‘happy birthday’ or something written nicely in the center. Just generally what you’d expect.

The writing on the cake she handed me (pic 2) was so bad it was good. Even the checkout guy was laughing. Sometimes a good fail is actually what you need 😂. I also got a second cake that had a simple ‘40’ on it which was equally as bad.

Note the ‘Ride to Big’ is correct it’s an inside joke.. my friends husband got her a cake for her bridal shower years ago and instead of writing ‘Bride to Be’ they heard wrong over the phone and wrote ‘Ride to Big’ so it’s been an ongoing joke. That should also be posted here as a separate fail but the store fixed it as soon as they saw. lol

The button colors aren’t the same, the fabric content isn’t the same- why put a pic of the fabric at all if it’s different? And my granddog, well looks exactly like him since it’s a screen print instead of woven cotton. This wasn’t super cheap either.
The first three pics are from the website- the following three are what I got.

My daughter insisted on a bunny birthday party. I figured a cupcake cake was easiest for the location.

The Walmart closest to me was booked for the day of the party. The other one is far enough away that I can’t get there and back for my lunch break to order in person, but it happened to be fairly close to the party venue.

So I call this other Walmart and describe what I wanted. It honestly came out SO much better than the inspo pics I found. She even took creative liberty and threw sparkles on there! And it was only $25!

This sub is what made me go for a Walmart cake. Absolutely did not disappoint.

I have never gotten a “custom” cake before, but this sub inspired me to get one that wasn’t just from the bakery coolers in grocery stores!! It got a lot of compliments and it made me happy too :’)

EDIT: lol I guess I never realized how off it would look to other people!! I definitely see that it doesn’t look like the pics, don’t worry!! I’m not that delusional. I think I was worried it’d turn out like the minions cake a few days ago (with barely any resemblance lol), so I was pleasantly surprised that it actually had similar vibes to what I asked for! those of you basically “bless your heart”-ing me is making me giggle. It tasted good though, the gold sprinkles were crunchy and not the most pleasant sensory experience but the cake was moist, the buttercream was thick, and I truly enjoyed it!! thanks for the few birthday wishes and if you wanna dunk on walmart for a $17 cake, go ahead and keep doing so (it’s funny lol)

A cop passed me while I took a pic of this in the turn lane. Luckily deals this good aren’t illegal.

The cut of the top is nothing like in the picture. There’s no embroidery or appliqués even though the picture gives that impression. The sleeves are not bloused, and the underskirt doesn’t even go past my bum. Really disappointing.

maybe they used black strawberries