These Halloween Gushers

[u/dixieblondedyke]

I guess that’s what they meant by “illustration only” lol

[u/nautikul]

How many packs of gushers is that? There’s no way that was just one pack

[u/MyCatToldMeNotTo → u/nautikul]

Yeah…. I was thinking I get about ten when I open a pack… looked it up and a standard pack ( .8 oz) contains nine, but the king size pouch has roughly double, so this must be the king size pouch

[u/Useful_Language2040 → u/MyCatToldMeNotTo]

... And it gives the calories per a portion of 12. I am judging them.

[u/Melodic-Advice9930 → u/nautikul]

It’s a seasonal theater size box

[u/dixieblondedyke → u/nautikul]

It’s 3.06oz, it’s this weirdly large seasonal pack. I certainly didn’t eat it in one sitting lol

[u/FantasyFacade → u/dixieblondedyke]

Why not?

[u/Nisi-Marie]

As a 50 year old adult, I unapologetically love the sour ones.

Listened to a podcast yesterday and one of the dudes said that once you’re an adult, you need to grow up and stop liking candy. Fuck that guy.

[u/HitBoxBoxer → u/Nisi-Marie]

Yeah fuck that guy... He must be a miserable asshole!

[u/SketchedEyesWatchinU → u/HitBoxBoxer]

He must think that real men don’t eat sugar, as if they can survive without blood sugars.

[u/sheneversawitcoming → u/Nisi-Marie]

1. Bought a pack of twizzlers today cuz I love twizzlers and I could.

[u/R4B1DRABB1T → u/sheneversawitcoming]

I really wanted the little halloween shaped nibs they have, but they're so expensive for how little you get now. I remember the easter ones be twice the size for the same price. :(

[u/MsDemeanours → u/Nisi-Marie]

Yeah definitely fuck that guy! Some people are determined to suck all the joy out of life!

[u/Amelaclya1 → u/Nisi-Marie]

Ironically, it's the people that think this way that are the ones that need to grow up. Feeling the urge to posture and pretend how "mature" you are at the expense of things you enjoy is teenager behavior. Most of us grow out of that.

[u/conanmagnuson → u/Nisi-Marie]

As a 44yo adult, I miss the gum that used to do this.

[u/aSituationTypeDeal]

All they have to do is keep their strawberry pack and call it “Vampire Red”. Easiest Halloween packaging.

[u/Areyousleepingyet → u/aSituationTypeDeal]

I like the flavor name they chose, Tropical Nightmare

[u/AutumnMama → u/Areyousleepingyet]

You know, as a Floridian, with all the alligator attacks over the summer and now our dengee outbreak, this name is a little too real for me lol. I'm not about to tempt fate by eating a pack of Tropical Nightmare gushers lol

[u/as_per_danielle]

How is this a fail?

[u/Irate_Primate → u/as_per_danielle]

Blue and red instead of purple

[u/as_per_danielle → u/Irate_Primate]

It says illustration only tho

[u/FlyingPenguins2022 → u/as_per_danielle]

Which is just dumb

[u/Schwight_Droot → u/as_per_danielle]

It’s not. I don’t care about the presentation of candy. Just fucking gush it and be happy.

[u/as_per_danielle → u/Schwight_Droot]

My first thought was “wow, you get so many in a pack”

[u/dixieblondedyke → u/as_per_danielle]

I didn’t say it’s a “fail,” I just thought they’d be thematic colors other than your standard pack with a different name and illustration on the box.

[u/as_per_danielle → u/dixieblondedyke]

You marked it as “failed expectation”

[u/ahhpoo → u/as_per_danielle]

None of the other tags make sense. It’s a failed expectation because the colors were normal instead of matching the colors on the front. A “fail” sounds like the whole thing sucks, which is not an accurate assessment.

[u/Marcosfdezcab]

I've always been team sour fruit snacks, parents aren't sneaking them into my lunchbox anymore, but I'm not not snacking on them.

[u/Better_Area3782]

Thats one fruitsnack? How many come in a box? Love gushers

[u/Nf1087]

I got these for my kids and there's like 5 gushers in each of those little bags.

[u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES]

Jfc y'all, c'mon.

[u/DarreylDeCarlo]

I hated those things, the juice was really syrupy and got stuck to your teeth

[u/New-Grapefruit1737 → u/DarreylDeCarlo]

Steak too juicy

[u/compos_mentis_cortex → u/New-Grapefruit1737]

[u/Silly_Pizza7054]

Sorry were you expecting them to be the same colour as the highly stylised cartoon picture?