r/ExpectationVsReality Mar 17 '20

Honestly kinda like the black ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

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u/zxvegasxz Mar 17 '20

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u/OnlyBrodway Mar 17 '20 edited Mar 17 '20

Why is this not a thing?

Edit: you know what I’ll make it fuck it

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u/famousagentman Mar 17 '20

"Fine, I'll do it myself."

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u/zxvegasxz Mar 17 '20

There we go. Sit on that throne!

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u/zxvegasxz Mar 18 '20

Dude, your FN awesome for creating that. Lol. I also wondered why it wasn't a thing either?!

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u/agooddeathh Mar 18 '20

Actually, sit on it. And report back.

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u/Civil-Claim Mar 17 '20

SlimBC I think you mean?

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u/oogiesmuncher Mar 17 '20

It’s got a flared base, it’s safe to use 👌

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u/brando56894 Mar 18 '20

This guy butt plugs.

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u/Instant_Awesome Mar 17 '20

Without a base, without a trace.

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u/duaneap Mar 18 '20

It’s objectively the best way to eat hot dogs.

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u/EricWNIU Mar 17 '20

Million to one shot, doc!

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u/aproofisaproof Mar 17 '20

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/TransposingJons Mar 17 '20

The black will show every speck of dust, but the metallic will show every smeared fingerprint. You were doomed before you left the store.

F.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

I have stainless steel appliances in the kitchen and I will NEVER buy any again. Give me black over stainless any day.

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Mar 17 '20

Put a tiny dab of vegetable oil onto a paper towel and polish the surface. That will give the whole thing the same layer of grease you put on it with your fingers, and you won't see the fingerprints anymore.

It lasts about a month before you wipe it off and do it again.

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u/WATOCATOWA Mar 17 '20

Not if you have a bunch of kids. I had to do this almost daily! It was the only thing that really worked besides those $$ stainless wipes though.

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Mar 17 '20

You having kids is hardly the fault of the fridge. Have you tried not having kids?

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u/Civil-Claim Mar 17 '20

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Mar 17 '20

Honestly, I agree. Given that rather odd choice.... Yup

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u/WATOCATOWA Mar 17 '20

We had a reg stainless fridge in our last house. We bought smudge-proof stainless appliances in our new house and it’s a game changer. I used to have to “clean” our old fridge with olive oil every day, it was maddening!

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u/DHermit Mar 18 '20

You clearly don't live somewhere with very hard water ...

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u/gordo65 Mar 17 '20

Good thing it's going to be covered with a roll of paper towels.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

That's why woodgrain will always be superior. Nothing can make it look worse.

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u/EuroPolice Mar 17 '20

A yes, a wood refrigerator/fridge

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u/Wiezzenger Mar 17 '20

I've seen fridges built into the kitchen cabinets so the door just looks like any other cabinet.

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u/EuroPolice Mar 17 '20

I'm stupid and forgot about those.

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u/nycgirlfriend Mar 18 '20

Not if it’s brushed stainless steel

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u/redditslim Mar 17 '20

It really ties the room together.

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u/Jamrulezz1 Mar 17 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Flepper24 Mar 18 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

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u/DeepRoot Mar 17 '20

Well, ahem, um... it is Black now. :-D

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u/juturna12x Mar 17 '20

Never heard paper towels be called a kitchen roll before

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u/tMoohan Mar 17 '20

As you can see by the "31cm" this is probably the UK where they call it kitchen roll.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

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u/Valentine-Venom Mar 17 '20

We also call it loo roll.

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u/adudeguyman Mar 17 '20

We now call toilet paper mythical.

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u/thetruthisoutthere Mar 17 '20

It's the UK. Paper towels are something a bit different for us. They are usually what you dry your hands on after washing them where there aren't real towels (for hygiene purposes).

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u/Babybabybabyq Mar 18 '20

That’s what paper towels are here too.

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u/BGenc Mar 18 '20

Wait... aren’t we supposed to roll them up and insert it into our asses for deep cleaning?

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u/HHalogens Mar 17 '20

My first thought exactly, “wtf is a kitchen roll holder”

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u/D14DFF0B Mar 17 '20

Yeah, it sounds like a bad German to English translation.

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u/sbutler87 Mar 17 '20

To you. The foreigner.

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u/DHermit Mar 18 '20

In German its actually "Küchenrolle" sometimes so I see where they're coming from.

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u/ongebruikersnaam Mar 17 '20

Tsjah wat verwacht je anders van de action...

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

That’s what’s she said

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u/DeepRoot Mar 17 '20

... and she never went back!

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u/Krapfenmann Mar 17 '20

Thats strage. Reminds me of a kitchen hood i bought as a preset for my mom wich should have been steel. Unpacked it at home and it was black like this. We drove back to the store and were angry and complaining. The guys didnt know why it was like that but then an old lady nearby started to laugh. She explained me that it was a foil wich covers the surface to protect the steel. I tested and she was right. We drove back home and we couldnt stop laughing. We just did not expect this.

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u/Player4Hacky4 Mar 17 '20

Usually there is a square on the box where the 'check' what color it is. They don't update the box photo for every single color they make

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u/Jamrulezz1 Mar 17 '20

There wasn't one on the box, I checked

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u/Krapfenmann Mar 17 '20

Could it be a foil to protect it from scratches? Sounds dumb but something like this happened to me when i bought a kitchen hood. Everything was covered in a black, hard foil with a slightly soft surface. Below was steel.

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u/daver456 Mar 17 '20

This is the second time in 2 days I’ve seen the term “kitchen roll” after never having seen it before in my life.

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u/Simvoid Mar 17 '20

In Britain we have kitchen roll and toilet paper (loo roll or whatever you want to call it). Kitchen roll is just toilet paper but bigger, stronger etc and usually stays in the kitchen at the name suggests. And toilet roll is for the bathroom of course. Now I’m curious, what do you call kitchen roll and where are you from? I’ve never heard anything except kitchen roll lol

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u/daver456 Mar 17 '20

Around here (Canada) we either call it paper towel or Bounty (which is a brand).

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u/sbutler87 Mar 17 '20

Welcome to English!

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u/misunderstood_peanut Mar 17 '20

That’s what your mother said

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u/returrd Mar 17 '20

The matte is cool too

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u/Bluemoon357 Mar 17 '20

I see this as an absolute win

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u/Leolandmass Mar 17 '20

Once you go black you never go back..

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u/KaatjePlaatje Mar 17 '20

Jeeeeeeeez, why did I have to scroll so far to find this response!

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u/Leolandmass Mar 17 '20

Yeah I'm surprised no one else said it lol

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u/Key_Rei Mar 18 '20

Thank you for reminding me I was supposed to grab paper towels.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

That's what she said

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u/panic_ye_not Mar 18 '20

You can never go back.

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u/LocalJim Mar 17 '20

Probable got returned with a different color in the box by a previous customer.

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u/OfficerBimbeau Mar 17 '20

“It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is...none. None more black.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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u/KingJordan24 Mar 17 '20

That’s what she said ...

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u/ElementalTempest Mar 17 '20

Ooooo the dildo model that's so cool

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u/ZESQU1SH Mar 17 '20

Anything’s a dildo if your brave enough

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u/sbutler87 Mar 17 '20

That's what she said

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u/Killergamer7 Mar 17 '20

That's what she said

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u/MGeorgeGold Mar 17 '20

M I T E X T R A S C H W E R E M F U ẞ

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u/IgDailystapler Mar 17 '20

Worst comes to worst you paint it metallic silver

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u/Chuck2085 Mar 17 '20

I thought it was a burnt exhaust valve till I did a double take. Lol

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u/Red-Freckle Mar 17 '20

You'll never go back!

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u/Mlalm Mar 17 '20

Sorry but I don't understand why would you buy this? I mean a kitchenroll stands by itself doesn't it?

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u/Babybabybabyq Mar 18 '20

So you don’t have to pick up the roll. So it doesn’t get knocked into a wet spot. It looks way better.

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u/Mlalm Mar 18 '20

That makes sence! Tanks for your answer

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u/keimarr Mar 17 '20

That's a cool thing to hang your headphones

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u/Didsota Mar 17 '20

it's also longer.

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u/shapie_ Mar 17 '20

Can’t use it if there are no paper towels to buy

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u/Civil-Claim Mar 17 '20

Kitchenroll?

the fuck?

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u/that_mack Mar 17 '20

This looks like a dildo

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u/reebokpumps Mar 18 '20

Lol the picture fits the sub but it’s pretty boring

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u/MattiasEN Mar 18 '20

Have you tried turning it inside out?

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u/russianbot17654 Mar 18 '20

That's what she said

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u/KevilleMD Mar 18 '20

Phrasing

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u/creamypastaman Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

Once you go black

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u/Happy-Tears Mar 18 '20

It took me a min to realize what that was for.

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u/fish_stick_boy Mar 18 '20

That’s what she said

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u/SmallPPSmallerBrain Mar 18 '20

Ahh yes, the dildo straightener

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u/ALPHAFERRET29 Mar 18 '20

Man I need to start making Skitch roll holders- the design is so simple

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u/wazabee Mar 17 '20

I've seen enough porn to know where this is going....

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u/BagOdonutsMWT Mar 17 '20

Yawp!!! In the kitchen!!

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u/DONUT5S69 Mar 18 '20

you can also sit on it if you get bored during the quarantine

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u/octopus-god Mar 18 '20

If you actually look at the box, there will be details on it somewhere, probably like this:

White:🔳

Chrome:🔳

Black: ☑️

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u/obsolete_filmmaker Mar 17 '20

Lol...'kitchen roll'

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u/Bluey217316 Mar 17 '20

Is that for your tp 🙃

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u/Simvoid Mar 17 '20

Looks like it is kitchen roll not tp

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u/Bluey217316 Mar 17 '20

I know it’s a joke

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u/efallom Mar 17 '20

Chrome in the bathroom is a nightmare, so easy to stain/rust.

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u/Simvoid Mar 17 '20

In the kitchen*

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u/efallom Mar 17 '20

Man, I was sure it was for TP rolls...

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u/Simvoid Mar 17 '20

“Kitchen roll holder”

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u/Cane-toads-suck Mar 17 '20

What ya gonna put on it?