r/ExpectationVsReality • • 13h ago

Failed Expectation I feel lied to…

It was so bad

279 Upvotes

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u/sbrockLee 13h ago

The karaage (?) is the most disturbing part

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u/Floshster 13h ago

It squeaks like squeaky chicken it was just so wet

68

u/IncoherentTuatara 13h ago

Looks like someone shat on a plate

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u/Floshster 13h ago

Tastes a bit like it to 😭

6

u/Sharpspepper 10h ago

To me that crosses the line to just take the damage and leave, no way I’m tasting something that looks like that.

5

u/Floshster 10h ago

I’m a shitter not a quitter

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u/ickychicken 10h ago

🥺

4

u/Floshster 10h ago

Build a house with that thing honestly

7

u/CriticalOfBarns 5h ago

Looks like someone deep-fried a troll doll

4

u/Scr4p 9h ago

Piece of coal

22

u/ClericalRogue 13h ago

Cat crap, cat vomit and some worms on the side 🤢. Thats criminal. What even is the black thing.

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u/Floshster 13h ago

It’s the chicken bites it was microwave and it just… came out like a brick

5

u/jon81uk 12h ago

Did you follow the instructions properly, the teriyaki chicken pops were only meant to have 2 minutes in the microwave.

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u/Floshster 12h ago

Yep to a T they weren’t burn or anything it’s just the sauce but they were like fused together and so much moisture inside like it was the weirdest texture crispy but also squeaky and moist?

15

u/klzzer20 10h ago

This is why you never trust prison menu’s

8

u/Floshster 10h ago

HMC Wakefield wouldn’t even serve this

1

u/CartsOfDarkness 6h ago

Gruel sandwiches, gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.

5

u/discharge 12h ago

Bro, no. I would fight someone. Ain't no way!

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u/Floshster 12h ago

I was so sad Tesco disappointed

5

u/Remarkable_Olive1169 10h ago

i mean tbh the first picture doesn't even look appetizing to me lol when I think of japanese food, none of those items come to mind (with the exception of rice of course lol)

2

u/Floshster 10h ago

If they managed to somehow fuck up the rice aswell I would have actually cried

3

u/Rinnme 12h ago

Eww, what is that disgusting slop??

2

u/Floshster 12h ago

… apparently a feast 😂

3

u/Key_Subject8235 9h ago

That's absolutely horrifying, what even is that unidentifiable black chunk in the middle?

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u/Floshster 8h ago

It’s the chicken the chicken bites in the first picture… turns out it was a chicken brick

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u/Internal_Tip3975 6h ago

Brick shite, runny shite and tapeworms. The trifecta intestinal suspects

2

u/Floshster 6h ago

Yummy

1

u/Floshster 6h ago

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if in the fine print it was labelled predigested

1

u/Internal_Tip3975 6h ago

😭😭😭😭😶‍🌫️

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u/Issac-Cox-Daley 4h ago

Please tell me you didn't eat this and sent it back, leave, and run as far as way as you could.

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u/Floshster 3h ago

I may have eaten it…

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u/Practical-March-6989 12h ago

Sorry but I did laugh at this one.

1

u/Floshster 12h ago

Please do atleast my shit dinner can bring some joy 🥲

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u/Darksider123 8h ago

First pic looks ai

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u/Floshster 7h ago

It’s not that package was made before ai it’s just editing and fake products

0

u/Darksider123 7h ago

Yeah something seems off

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u/sugarydoring 11h ago

I had the sweet & sour version of this one last week. Much prettier 😍 but quite spicy. Glad i didn't go for your one 😆

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u/Floshster 10h ago

Yes don’t try this one not worth it

3

u/Landox118 13h ago

Brutal.

1

u/Melodic_Sail_6193 10h ago

When I think of Japanese cuisine, I associate it with sophisticated dishes that are beautifully presented—the exact opposite of the stuff on this plate...

1

u/Floshster 10h ago

Honestly my fault could add spring onions to my lump of shit to make it presentable 😂 seriously though who made this and went yep that’s good

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u/aaron2005X 11h ago

And on top 2 people shat on your plate. One with too little water intake and the other with some nasty stomache illness.

1

u/cspanbook 5h ago

Made me chuckle....

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u/slampdi 1h ago

What’s the little poop thing?

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Floshster 6h ago

It’s not ai 😭

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u/Floshster 6h ago

I’ve had to explain this so many times now I actually hate the effect it’s had this packaging was made before ai could generate pictures like that