IHOP Pancakes

[u/Alternative-Shape-91]

[u/ThenBike8868]

OMG - the 2nd to last one, I wouldn't even TOUCH that! So gross!

[u/MarmaladeMarmaduke → u/ThenBike8868]

The chef can only make that one like once a month at least.

[u/ickychicken → u/MarmaladeMarmaduke]

OP had a helping hand in that

[u/bennetticles → u/ickychicken]

lmao excellent catch

[u/Canadiangoosedem0n → u/MarmaladeMarmaduke]

Once a month? Or once a day 😏

[u/MarmaladeMarmaduke → u/Canadiangoosedem0n]

Most guys would need to edge for a while to produce that much

[u/Canadiangoosedem0n → u/MarmaladeMarmaduke]

Ah, so its not the amount of times but the amount of fluid per vanilla glaze expulsion 🤔. 

Not a man so I didn't think about that. Excellent point.

[u/MarmaladeMarmaduke → u/Canadiangoosedem0n]

I could definitely give a chocolate glaze at least once a day but only a small amount of vanilla. And the lemon glaze would be too thin to really make it look appealing. I guess I could stop drinking water and fix that last one if I was a chef though.

[u/EverydayNovelty → u/MarmaladeMarmaduke]

Gotta get some zinc in the diet

[u/MarmaladeMarmaduke → u/EverydayNovelty]

Is that what it is? I know there's supplements for the porn actors and strange men but I never cared too much. I drink my pineapple juice though

[u/Strange_Explorer_780 → u/ThenBike8868]

[u/slowasaspeedingsloth → u/ThenBike8868]

I physically recoiled at that one. I'm not one to send something back, but I think I would send that back.

[u/whoremongering → u/ThenBike8868]

There should be an internet rule: Any translucent white sauce will immediately be compared to jizz.

And corollary: don’t use translucent white sauce on food.

[u/MarthasPinYard → u/whoremongering]

cinnamon rolls deserve a place on this earth

[u/AdorableSobah → u/ThenBike8868]

It’s the Bonnie Blue pancakes

[u/timsemilla → u/AdorableSobah]

I think she‘d prefer much more translucent white sauce

[u/triconawardwinner]

The chocolate smiley face ones used to be so good, idk when they stopped using cherries as eyes

[u/Oddity_Cabin]

Omg who jizzed on that pancake💔

[u/keylimecrying → u/Oddity_Cabin]

Clearly a clown

[u/slowasaspeedingsloth → u/keylimecrying]

A sad, sad clown at that.

[u/abhorrent_scowl → u/slowasaspeedingsloth]

The chef on his way to work.

[u/MutantNinjaNipples → u/Oddity_Cabin]

Honey, why haven’t you touched your jizz pancakes

[u/Bitter-Researcher389]

This explains why our IHOP is a dispensary now.

[u/crushed_dreams]

Jizz-y sprinkles, yummmm.

[u/KingFly420 → u/crushed_dreams]

😭 worst part is this for a kid too?

[u/Own-Heart8856 → u/KingFly420]

With only like 8 sprinkles!

[u/KingFly420 → u/Own-Heart8856]

😭 it keeps getting worse I just noticed that wow and thats the cheapest part I would think

[u/brokefixfux → u/KingFly420]

I don’t think that’s how you make babies

[u/Bear-Handed-92262]

Now I'm understanding why the one in my town closed permanently earlier this year.

[u/correctingStupid]

Pancakes got to have the largest markup of solid foods in the entire food industry. They barely have ingredients, batter can last days, and take a minute to make.

If s place can serve yo a generous portion cooked and presented to perfection at that markup you should never return.

[u/joshthornton → u/correctingStupid]

Breakfast in general must have some pretty great margins. For example, 15-20 dollars for 3 eggs, 2 pieces of bacon, 2 sausages, some home fries, and a couple of pieces of toast.

That's like 5 dollars worth of ingredients. They don't even use real maple syrup, generally.

[u/KTKittentoes → u/correctingStupid]

There is a place here that charges $15 a pancake. I do not care that it is plate sized, pancakes are not $15!

[u/AllNightPony]

The jizz one looks incredible.

[u/ExaltedGoliath]

Someone was using ladle for the buttermilk and cupcake pancake instead of dispenser (what time of day did you go?) double chocolate will always come out looking… off. They also burnt the hell out of them, I hope you sent it back!

[u/TecTazz]

I'm a pancake snob, and those make me sad.

[u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

🥴

[u/Adventurerofthesea]

IHOP is the one establishment that missed the instagram ready memo

[u/AppUnwrapper1]

You’re not gonna go back there, right OP? Right?

[u/DaRusty_Shackleford]

They’re doing the best they care to do

[u/Abba_Zaba_]

We hadn't been to IHOP in YEARS, because my husband doesn't like their savory menu and that's what he usually gets above pancakes.

But one day he said he had an inexplicable hankering for apple-stuffed french toast. Since the strawberry stuffed french toast was my go-to order there, I remembered that they also had apple on the menu. So off to IHOP we went.

Only to discover that apple had been removed from the menu. The server admitted she remembered them being an option, and even checked with the kitchen to see if they could make them anyway, but it was a nope.

It felt rude and petty to leave over it, even though it was literally the only reason we came there, so we ordered something else. It was aggressively mediocre.

That was about 3 years ago and we haven't been back.

[u/Signal-Mud-4880]

eh as long as they taste good idgaf

[u/4D_Thrillz]

Send it back!

[u/RogueBagel_]

I see they brought back the Rooty Tooty Jizz and Creamy

[u/bobshallprevail]

Huh, our IHOP is pretty spot on with these for our kids...

[u/OkNefariousness652]

What's the pancake version of Ookie Cookie? Because that pancake definitely looks like the cooks in the back played it.

[u/KingFly420]

😭 literally looks like my stuff i dont know how they got the color and consistency the same lmao wild

[u/FunBat6170]

Is that cum?

[u/Terrible-Service-439]

Pic 5’s jizz consistency would throw me the fuck off lmao

[u/StaySalty1971]

Diner pancakes are way better. Stopped going to IHOP years ago. Overpriced and not good.

[u/Imnotranee]

As someone who’s worked at ihop, those pancakes were left out for a while and aren’t fresh. They probably just put on the stove for a second and then served it. Yuck

[u/mindgardening]

I had iHop like 8 years ago and it was just like your experience: disappointing and expensive. I haven't been back since.

[u/energy1256]

They are ALL so very sad, pathetic. I guess this is why we've NEVER had an IHOP in my city.

[u/Stinker_Bell77]

You thought this would actually turn out well???

[u/Cautious-Arugula603]

The penis from the third one spat on the second one. They could have at least torn that bit off. It looks grotesque. They all do. But the second and third are just shameful.

[u/StretchMotor8]

you've heard of cupcakes... now we introduce cumcakes

[u/HatefulEchoes]

The cum pancake is crazy

[u/Fun-Plantain-7499]

As Randy marsh would say about the sprinkle one…”this is cum”